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@sflorg Charisma is being able to sell ketchup as a smoothie

@sflorg the Ronald Reagan administration had something to say about ketchup counting as a vegetable…

@sflorg Does that mean that a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup?

@sflorg Or, alternatively, knowledge is knowing that botanists consider a tomato a fruit. Wisdom is knowing when the botanical classification of fruits is a relevant system in the context of preparing food.

@sflorg Chilies are also fruits. Chunky salsa is fruit salad.

@sflorg Courage is being able to admit that tomatos are terrible.

@sflorg maybe this means I can be good at philosophy since I did figure out ketchup makes a terrible smoothie.🤔

@sflorg pendantry is suggesting it's a coulis.

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Knowledge is always fun to talk to at parties.
Wisdom is the DJ.
Philosophy is out parking the cars, and he's lucky we even let him do that.

@sflorg This. This really needs to be carved in stone somewhere. 💯

@sflorg philosophy is reasoning that all seeded vegetables are fruits and the vegetable/fruit divide is merely a conceptual dichotomy, not an actual one

@sflorg @briankrebs V-8 is a smoothie.
Ketchup is a jam.

@sflorg overheard a mom talking to a kid recently: "is banana a fruit?"
Next thing I heard clearly was "oh it's tomato". Can only assume she was trying to tell her kids that bananas were vegetables.

@sflorg watch this wisdom guy! Somebody once put mango in my (regular) salad and I was over the moon about it.

@sflorg Pedantry is pointing out that fruits used for food *are* vegetables.

@sflorg between knowledge and wisdom is intelligence, which is your ability to learn how to make a fruit salad.