Gravity PikeMay 4, 2023
donni saphire
When there was only one set of footprints, that was when I ditched you
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Show threadpmcmMay 4, 2023
@donni https://www.theonion.com/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-tho-1819594262
It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints

One night, Jim, you had a dream. You dreamed you were walking along the beach with Me. Across the sky flashed scenes from your life. For each scene, you noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to you, and the other to Me. When the last scene of your life flashed before you, you looked back at the…

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Show threaddonni saphireMay 4, 2023
@peter_mcmahan yes, that is what I’m riffing on. But what if nobody got carried at all? In this essay, I will
Show threadpmcmMay 4, 2023
@donni Yours is more succinct
Show threadLil Crow 🇨🇦 🐦‍⬛🐰May 4, 2023
@donni same
Show threadPaul ChurchMay 5, 2023
@donni When there was only one set of footprints, it was then that I was flying, because of course I can fly, you dumbass.
Show thread🇺🇦 Johnydon  he/himMay 5, 2023
@donni
It was then that I took the wheel.