A Short Poem for Star Wars Day.

#maythe4thbewithyou

@brianbilston
There was blood and a single blaster shot
But just who shot who?
Answer: Han shot Greedo
@brianbilston presumably you've heard the actual recorded song "Star Wars Cantina" from the late 90s? 💃
@philbetts I can’t say I have.
@brianbilston you're in for a treat! Great minds, etc. Etc. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYMlad4e3Q4
"The Star Wars Cantina" Comedy Parody Song by Mark Jonathan Davis (1997)

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@brianbilston

At Mos Eisley
Eisley Cantina
Scum and villany like you've never seen-a.

(Yeah, it needs work!)

@brianbilston I have trouble trying to imagine Yoda shaking her tiny booty. 🙂
@brianbilston I asked her her name and in a dark green voice she said, "Yoda"

@brianbilston
response: a haiku

Oola welcomes her
into Jabba's employ, warns
her about rancors.

@brianbilston
Just the once it was, honest.
@snaprails I can never unsee that image now.
@brianbilston I do a wicked yoda Impression
@brianbilston 🎶 "At the Yoda, Yodacabana...."