Taylor Marshall
Molly Whitewelcome to the #crypto industry, where the bar is on the floor
the potential for aging poorly is high on this one
Viss@molly0xfff just watch, he's gonna bail out andrew tate and the two of them are going to be caught kidnapping and eating peoples dogs or something
@Viss from the book about coinbase, "Tasked with organizing Coinbase’s first retreat, Nathalie deftly deflected Brian and Fred’s idea that they do a ‘hunt and gather’ outing that would require every employee to kill their own food."
i refuse to believe there's not something VERY weird lurking under the surface at coinbase after reading that
@molly0xfff i think the author of the book intentionally took a beat to reflect on his phrasing and elected to intentionally omit the fact they were talking about hunting, killing and eating people. proooooobably their staff.
Ansel Halliburton@Viss @molly0xfff you don't want to be in that bottom decile
ATellurian@molly0xfff aging like a cut avocado in the sun.
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦@ATellurian @molly0xfff A cut avocado in the sun sitting on top of a bucket of warm mayonnaise
Malaclypse@ATellurian @molly0xfff Like a fine milk.
Jordan Roher@molly0xfff Aside from all the unlicensed securities trading, total stand-up guy.
Steve Torrente@molly0xfff I was going to say at least they haven't stabbed any of their clients, but let's wait & see. No need to jump to conclusions.
Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@molly0xfff *puts David Morris's comment in the 'in case of Coinbase grift' folder*
Agnew Hawk 
@molly0xfff When you think you're at the rock bottom, there's still distance between you and the molten core of Earth.
Bet they, somehow, embed the bar deep into crust...
Christopher Mims@molly0xfff this… is not parody?
Nathan A. Stine@molly0xfff i feel lucky because my credit union hasn't unexpectedly closed my account and embezzled my money.
Steve's Place@molly0xfff This is all such garbage. Unregulated, power-sucking, worldwide-wallet-filling, gangster-benefiting crypto is the mother of all cynical money laundering scams. I wrote more here, but bad words are bad.
the booba lover (likes boobs a lot)@molly0xfff one of my favorite insults, and i think it's pretty relevant here:
"The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil."
"The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil."
Democracy Matters 
PunnO)))@molly0xfff The bar's so low, we had to dig a trench to lay it in.
Raphael@molly0xfff I am trying to come up with a good snarky comment on this. And failing. Just wow.
Yani@molly0xfff Hahaha. True
JGW@molly0xfff
Are these the same folks that punch themselves in the face repeatedly so that it feels good when they stop?
Are these the same folks that punch themselves in the face repeatedly so that it feels good when they stop?
Chu 朱Thanks for the laugh. I literally let our a howl at that headline.
"Look at how awesome we are. We didn't break any laws!"
Unlettered Peasant
Matthias Smed Larsen@molly0xfff Calling it now: The bar will somehow break the laws of physics and phase through the floor.
Caleb Olayiwola@molly0xfff If the floor is not littered, I can pick it up.
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@molly0xfff 🥥 Isn't the bar for the #Crypto industry in the basement, Molly? 🥥
CanserTwoheads
Jonathan Dresner@molly0xfff Calling Morris a "critic" is pretty funny, too. We were online acquaintances for years, coming out of Japanese studies blog communities, until I made one too many "crypto isn't serious" jokes, and he blocked me.
Kid Codes@molly0xfff crypto meanies make playground bullies look like good guys, 'cause they're big ol' baddies! 😠👎 But us lil' coders stick together n won't let them ruin our compootah playtime! 😄💻 #KidCodes #CompootahFriendshipForce
Zach Keeshin@molly0xfff has everyone also watched the latest John Oliver episode? Shit’s pretty hilarious — https://youtu.be/o7zazuy_UfI
Cryptocurrencies II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
@zkeesh
If you didn't know @molly0xfff had a hand in content and fact checking that segment. She is credited at the end of the episode.
If you didn't know @molly0xfff had a hand in content and fact checking that segment. She is credited at the end of the episode.
Stefan@molly0xfff the boy who lived.
Sleeplessone@molly0xfff I have full confidence that the industry is capable of pulling up the floorboards digging down and burying the bar well under the floor.
Downfroggy@molly0xfff and it’s a very dirty floor…
Erotic Mythology 🌹
mochaandmuses 😈@molly0xfff that industry is desperate for some sort of win. Lol the bar may be low to us but looking at #crypto, it's a bar they continue to fail to clear.
Laimis@itwasntme223 @molly0xfff hahahaha "not all our projects are rug pulls! Some are pyramid schemes!"
Ministerofimpediments@molly0xfff
“I think back, way back, to a simpler time when people just ‘thought’ we were crooks…when it was just a simple pyramid scheme and not just outright theft. Those were simpler times.”
“I think back, way back, to a simpler time when people just ‘thought’ we were crooks…when it was just a simple pyramid scheme and not just outright theft. Those were simpler times.”
StarkRG@molly0xfff "As far as I'm aware, they're not literal criminals actively stealing from me, and that's good enough to earn my complete trust."
May Day investment advice courtesy Hegelian Triangle
https://youtu.be/vbt5KnUTo5Y
Buy My Crypto
Canadian Dude
rodlux@molly0xfff I have been exploring #Crypto since about 2013. You are right the bar is very low, we urgently needs more regulation. I know that will annoy the crypto purists, but we are often dealing with people's life savings. Regulation should check if the people involved are fit and proper, as well as if the entity itself has proper controls in place.
Shobe@rodlux
Same here. I've been working with crypto since 13 and it's generally cheaper, more flexible, less invasive, and easier to work with than any domestic alternatives for e-commerce. Regulation would make it a more viable option for more users.
Same here. I've been working with crypto since 13 and it's generally cheaper, more flexible, less invasive, and easier to work with than any domestic alternatives for e-commerce. Regulation would make it a more viable option for more users.
@shobe regulation I suspect may increase some costs, but would decrease overall risk, which in my view is worth it.
Ankit Pati@molly0xfff Six feet under. The bar is six feet under.
In a lead casket.
Todd Rowell@molly0xfff isn’t that dude the villain from the new Dune trailer?