Mastodawn

"dear ChatGPT, my manager sent me a picture of his junk. i'm pretty sure that is a violation of company policy."

"i'm sorry, as a large language model, i cannot help you with this"

IBM CEO Arvind Krishna says he could see 30% of back-office functions replaced by AI over 5 years.

Ars Technica

seriously though, what the fuck is somebody thinking when they say "HR can be replaced by AI"

@ariadne Algorithmic firing. This way they can just blame the algorithm and no one will have to deliver the bad news.

@ariadne @XenoPhage
“And the stock dropped to zero, and the computer did that auto-layoff thing. We’re all unemployed!”