Stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.
@jack_daniel That made me laugh. And then I had to scroll back, read it again, and laugh again!
@jack_daniel they are too few to be an excellent source of fertilizer....
@jack_daniel sadly, Umineko and a lot of Batman media is too good to pass up

anthropomorphizing;
to ascribe human form or attributes to (an animal, plant, material object, etc.).😍

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@jack_daniel Interesting.

"In short, while it's not appropriate to anthropomorphize billionaires, it's essential to scrutinize their actions and hold them accountable for their impact on society and the world."
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@jack_daniel Aliens in skinsuits, to a person.
@jack_daniel you could just call them chimpanzees. certainly not bonobos.
@jack_daniel or is chimp still too close to being human?
@jack_daniel πŸ˜‚ that was good.
@jack_daniel I completely agree whatever that means!
Because we all know they're just demonic sock puppets ​​ inside a flimsy veneer of humanity?
@jack_daniel that was legit funny πŸ˜‚
@jack_daniel I'll make billionaires into animated piles of shit if I wanna sir
@jack_daniel Billionaires evolved to have goofy outward appearances and behaviors in order to disable our fear response and trigger our sense of protectionism normally useful for making us want to care for children.
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A billionaire is a purely speculative state of a person's net worth. It is what they could borrow real money against, or if they sold a small amount of assets they could raise cash without crashing the speculative bubble. No one is actually paid a billion dollars, no one's work is worth more than about 200k/year. When someone is called a billionaire, that person is a tiny nipple to be fondled by other capitalists to try and milk the money out.
@jack_daniel The sooner we make them extinct the better.
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