TracketPacer 🚀i upgraded our EX4300s from 17.3R1.10 to 19.R1 & now conservatives are freaking out, accusing the data center of being “woke”
put a few links into a port-channel & suddenly all the conservatives are saying i indoctrinated the switch
retrofitted a data center & suddenly being accused of “cancel culture”
“this just in”, Tucker Carlson’s replacement screams as he looks on in horror. “THE GAY AGENDA IS TAKING OVER OUR TECHNOLOGY!” i am soldering a stack of 3 multicolor LEDs to a PCB
“ROUTING IS BETWEEN A ROUTER AND A ROUTER. LAYER 3 SWITCHES ARE AN ABOMINATION TO GOD” yells the preacher
“VLAN 1 is our god-given native VLAN and to change would be an affront to our creator,” Marjorie Taylor Green spits. “Network vendors must protect all other VLANs and stop providing native VLAN changing configuration commands. VLAN 1 is a perfectly safe default.”
“The woke agenda has gone too far and we are fighting back. Also, we are making it illegal to change native VLANs, use multiple different internal routing protocols in a single AS, or support IPv6 in any way.”
David Penfold 
@tracketpacer Amen, brother!
No, wait...
Charlie StrossREAL network fundamentalists stick to uucp over POTS.
Through a hole in the bed-sheet.
jroseberry@tracketpacer I’m printing this thread and taping it to the wall in my office.
John W. O'Brien@tracketpacer In my lab, we provide VLAN-affirming care.
El Jefe "
@tracketpacer all hail the machine spirit.