wake up babe, new sex arses lore just dropped
previously in the sex arses cinematic universe
singing "queen camilla's rubber sex bum" to the tune of little drummer boy
@stavvers “Bum, they told me…” stuck in my head the rest of the day.
@stavvers
"To lay before the king / a rubber sex bum / rubber sex bum / rubber sex bum."
@stavvers 🎶 ra ra ra, rubber sex bum, rubber sex bum, hey Jude 🎶
@alicemcalicepants @stavvers Sex bum, sex bum! Rubber sex bum! Baby you can turn me on!
@pdcawley @alicemcalicepants @stavvers Dey do de bum! Rubber sex bum rubber bum rubber sex bum rubber bum rubber sex bum rubber sex bum rubber sex bum!
@alicemcalicepants @stavvers
Hey Jude, don't make Charles mad,
don't make a sex bum
shaped like Camilla
@stavvers the meter is one off but as soon as I saw “to the tune of” my brain jumped in with “if i were a rich man”

@stavvers

Me: How would that go.

Me: Aha! % Rubber sex bum, rubber sex bum %

Me: ohshit