Another Angry WomanApr 30, 2023
wake up babe, new sex arses lore just dropped
Show threadAnother Angry Woman
previously in the sex arses cinematic universe
Apr 30, 2023 at 4:25pmWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 30, 2023
singing "queen camilla's rubber sex bum" to the tune of little drummer boy
Show threadAn Okay DadApr 30, 2023
@stavvers “Bum, they told me…” stuck in my head the rest of the day.
Show threadDoug WarrenApr 30, 2023
@stavvers
"To lay before the king / a rubber sex bum / rubber sex bum / rubber sex bum."
Show threadFour-Fingered FishermanApr 30, 2023
@stavvers 😂😂😂
Show threadHayley Question-MarkApr 30, 2023
@stavvers Also works as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Show threadHayley Question-MarkApr 30, 2023
@stavvers
Show threadstxApr 30, 2023
@barrowofdirt @stavvers
Show threadFlorian Schroiff Apr 30, 2023
@barrowofdirt @stavvers staaahhp 🤣
Show threadDr Alice ViolettApr 30, 2023
@stavvers 🎶 ra ra ra, rubber sex bum, rubber sex bum, hey Jude 🎶
Show threadPiers CawleyApr 30, 2023
@alicemcalicepants @stavvers Sex bum, sex bum! Rubber sex bum! Baby you can turn me on!
Show threadMediajoltMay 1, 2023
@pdcawley @alicemcalicepants @stavvers Dey do de bum! Rubber sex bum rubber bum rubber sex bum rubber bum rubber sex bum rubber sex bum rubber sex bum!
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Apr 30, 2023
@alicemcalicepants @stavvers
Hey Jude, don't make Charles mad,
don't make a sex bum
shaped like Camilla
Show threadGnurgle the GnomeApr 30, 2023
@stavvers
🎶Bum-bum-bum-bum!🎶
Show threadDan ShickApr 30, 2023
@stavvers the meter is one off but as soon as I saw “to the tune of” my brain jumped in with “if i were a rich man”
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Apr 8, 2025

@stavvers

Me: How would that go.

Me: Aha! % Rubber sex bum, rubber sex bum %

Me: ohshit

Show threadCinnamon 🧋Apr 30, 2023
@stavvers Is the UK even real? At this point, the entire place sounds like satire.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 30, 2023
@CinnamonScarlet we have a lot of sex arse related problems, all right
Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyApr 30, 2023
@stavvers @CinnamonScarlet so does "tex-arse" https://dailysport.co.uk/news/world-exclusive/arse-pumping-the-deadly-us-craze-that-has-left-14-dead-and-32-in-hospital/
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Apr 30, 2023

@CinnamonScarlet @stavvers

England. England is satire, but the UK is regrettably all too real.

Show threadDuckyApr 30, 2023
@stavvers hur hur "analyst"
Show threadSocar MylesApr 30, 2023

@stavvers Sex...arses...cinematic...universe.

That's it, day finished. I'm off back to bed.

Show threadIndigo HazeApr 30, 2023
@stavvers Some slightly larger images in case you want to use them to make other people 'WTF?!?'.... ;)
Show threadIndigo HazeApr 30, 2023
@stavvers
Show threadraphe fiennesApr 30, 2023
@stavvers sex arse tycoon, underrated gem
Show threadStuart GibsonJul 9, 2023
@stavvers @doot “A Million Lust Bums” is my favourite Take That song.
Show threadErikJul 9, 2023
@stavvers I'm hearing Tom Jones accompanied by Mousse T singing 'sex bum sex bum'
Show threadmaddie (MOVED!)   Jul 9, 2023
@stavvers the world has never been the same since the sex arse shortage
Show threadEve (?), she/her (?), secret spooky romulan (?)Jul 9, 2023
@stavvers This is going to end with masto admins buying and sending sex arses to each other, if they're not already
Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyApr 8, 2025
@stavvers I was searching the internet for any link to this and your post was the only useful result.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 8, 2025
@celesteh tragic, the world needs to know of the plight of the sex arses
Show threadAlice Apr 8, 2025
@stavvers @celesteh wait, weren't the last 2 pictures in higher res when you first posted them? I seem to remember being able to read the text other than the GIANT SCREAMING HEADLINES
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 8, 2025
@alice @celesteh same tbh, I wonder if it's some sort of mastodon glitch where it just de-rezzes the shit out of images after a while
Show threadAlice Apr 8, 2025
@stavvers @celesteh I found one of them at least: https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110074178739909025
Another Angry Woman (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image @[email protected] we had a very similar problem over here

Mastodon
Show threadAlice Apr 8, 2025
@stavvers @celesteh good thing reverse image search exists: can’t find it on fedi, but https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/kpk5xz/ive_got_10000_sex_arses_stuck_in_a_lorry_at_calais/
Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyApr 9, 2025

@alice @stavvers

Oh, wait, this one has a different reporter.

I really love how the hold thing is just a slow build to making Gove's commets sound incredibly filthy.

Show threadCharles ☭ is now tooting from queer.partyApr 9, 2025

@alice @stavvers

I wish to know more about Brad Chadwick, the beat reporter for Sex Arse stories.

Is he working on a piece about how tarifs may impact sex arse supplies? The world needs to know.

Show threadLurgue FtanhApr 8, 2025

@stavvers
to the tune of "love child" by the supremes

Lust Bum!
Bums without their heads,
Lust Bum!
Stranded in Suez

Show threadTony WellsApr 8, 2025

@stavvers

I'm guessing we're a few days from 25,000 of them being stuck somewhere due to US tariffs headline.

Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Apr 8, 2025
@TonyJWells @stavvers
this was the plan all along. Vance thinks sex arses are interfering with god's plan for couches