Icebergs regularly float past Newfoundland. This pen’iceberg made the CBC national news last night.
Photo by Ken Pretty - who is from Dildo, Newfoundland. You think I'm kidding? I'm not kidding.
@MeanwhileinCanada Only in Newfoundland... I have no idea what they do over there, but it's always the strangest of stories that originate from there.
@MeanwhileinCanada And he came across it by chance ;) (For those who don't get it: https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Come+By+Chance,+NL/@47.8354708,-54.0790274,12z/ )
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@MeanwhileinCanada that's a byline to approach with caution.

@MeanwhileinCanada Here’s the photo with the photographer’s watermark intact. And here is the news story it was taken from. Do better.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578

Iceberg lovers go wild over viral photos of the 'dickie berg' off Newfoundland's coast | CBC News

A man from Dildo, N.L., has captured the attention of already-enthralled iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly shaped hunk off the coast of Newfoundland.

CBC
@MeanwhileinCanada nothing to see here. Just another frozen cock ‘n balls floating by
@MeanwhileinCanada Looks like kitschy AI-„art“

@MeanwhileinCanada according to the CBC article, the frozen dick pick was taken in the Conception Bay area by a man from Dildo, NL…

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578

Iceberg lovers go wild over viral photos of the 'dickie berg' off Newfoundland's coast | CBC News

A man from Dildo, N.L., has captured the attention of already-enthralled iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly shaped hunk off the coast of Newfoundland.

CBC
@kicou @MeanwhileinCanada @cstross I have a Newfoundlander friend who now lives in the US. Her mom recently brought her a souvenir from home.
@MeanwhileinCanada picture taken by a man from dildo 🤣
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@kevinrns You must be fun at parties.
@MeanwhileinCanada has anyone edited this into the climatic scene of The Eternals?
@MeanwhileinCanada The photographer is reportedly from Dildo, NL. If you carry on up the road you'll pass through Heart's Delight and Heart's Desire, and Heart's Content. https://goo.gl/maps/UQYXZozS1QAXxctB7
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@jrm @MeanwhileinCanada and it only takes 27 minutes. Satisfying.
@MeanwhileinCanada ok, now we're just being trolled by climate change
@MeanwhileinCanada Well, that's just another level for blue balls!
@MeanwhileinCanada the earth telling us we're f***ed.
@MeanwhileinCanada Why did you edit out the photographer’s watermark? Not cool.
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There once was a berg off the coast,
Whose shape was curiouser than most.
Due to its ballast,
It rose like a phallus,
And appeared in many a social media post.

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Judging from the whirlpool around it it's also equipped with an outboard motor.

@MeanwhileinCanada Penisburg is a town in Swedish porn movie, right?
@MeanwhileinCanada It's like Mother Nature is trying to tell us something......
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Looks like just the tip! 🙂 A known fact that the majority of that 'berg is below water.

Ok. Penis. I get it.

And now, for the poop-centric cultures: this is something else exiting some place else.

Ah, what would our sophisticated neighbors (on Proxima B) think of our giddy bodily obsessions, I wonder.

@MeanwhileinCanada looks like Trudeau swimming while on another taxpayer funded vacation 🤷🏻‍♂️
@MeanwhileinCanada did it float by Conception Bay South? 😉
@MeanwhileinCanada now hoping this sinks some rich bastards megayacht as Mother Nature says "F You".

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Humanity is melting her ice caps, so Mother Nature sends us the equivalent of a dick pic.
Makes perfect sense.

@MeanwhileinCanada Melting ice makes the news — if it looks like a penis.
@MeanwhileinCanada Mother earth has simply HAD it with us at this point...
Appears to be a remote launch of #BlueOrigin 🚀
@MeanwhileinCanada perhaps the earth is giving birth to a randy celestial.
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Oh yes
I had a bad mood
Seeing this now...😳 😉 🙈
I am a bit better now 🤦‍♀️ 😆
@MeanwhileinCanada
Best iceberg ever....😂 😊 😂 👍 🤦‍♀️ 😳
@MeanwhileinCanada Looks like God gifted Dildo NL with a town mascot.
@MeanwhileinCanada Worst case of blue balls I ever did see...
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Full-motion video of the prime minister standing on the b... ase... of this thing holding today's newspaper or it didn't happen.
@MeanwhileinCanada did it go to dildo Newfoundland