There’s a giant, orange blob threatening Florida and adding to DeSantis’s many unaddressed problems.

I don’t mean Donald Trump this time. I’m talking about the seaweed mass off the coast.

@georgetakei you mean the toxic fuming orange blob the size of a continent that reeks like wet cow farts? You sure we're not talking about Trump? 😆

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Don't mention "orange."

It is no longer taught in Florida elementary education, as they fill their school libraries with de-coloring books, exclusively.

@georgetakei But will it effect his "book tour"? That's the important facts.
smh
@georgetakei Hah, my first thought was, "Trump's not THAT fat!" before I read the second sentence.
@georgetakei Oh, George, George, George... You manage to denigrate the Orange Goblin even when he's not the focus of the topic. Wonderful stuff.
@georgetakei This really has to do with golbal warning possible? Trump doesn't swim in the ocean it could affect his hair color. Besides, beaches are public, and he can't control the photo opportunity for the media.
@georgetakei HAHAHA!! GOOD ONE! Well that’s what they get for voting for Ron De-Asshole!!!
@georgetakei Why not dump it on the other orange blob's lawn?
@georgetakei Do people cry when they see it?
@georgetakei He’ll be too busy running for the presidency to care about massive amounts of seaweed. He didn’t care about the massive flooding.
@georgetakei The seaweed has a higher IQ though
@georgetakei , and still another reason not to visit Florida! Like I didn't have enough already.
@georgetakei At least the seaweed mass is authentically orange, and has large hands.
@georgetakei @donmelton so the giant threatening orange blob count is two now? Got it.

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So I guess it’s too late to do the One if by Land, and Two if by Sea thing. Right?

@georgetakei Lawsuits work against republicans! Sue the hell out of them for everything! Shut down their companies using every means possible. Let's end this spate of #Bigotry, #Racism, #Sexism. All their companies do is harm humanity. Their owners use the profits to donate to the GOP.
@georgetakei so now Florida is home to 2 giant orange blobs
@georgetakei I'm confused. Are you or are you not talking about Donald Trump?
@georgetakei MAGA is a hate group that has corruption as a side hustle.