Me and @flyingchairs are so desperate to impress current comedian Dane Cook. He gives Jeff Dunhåm a run for his money.

Dane Cook has not responded to my and Kardon’s invitation to form a comedy trio The Three Cooks. My stage name will be Swede Chef and @flyingchairs will be Norse Baker to complete Dane Cook’s Comedy Cookbook. Please help us get the word to Dane that we wish to do business with him!!!

For every Republican who is arrested, they should arrest one Democrat that way it is fair to both sides #georgesantos #politics @Krassenstein

I don’t drink spirits, I imbibe them 🎩🧐

We left the lingonberry jam out in the sun and it has fermented and when combined with aquavit creates quite a potent cocktail! We are certainly imbibing tonight! We are going beyond!!! @Krassenstein

Significant investor interest for me and @flyingchairs Encino Man Musical. Any other takers? You’re gonna want to get in on the ground floor of this one.
#fediverse #crypto @Krassenstein #krassenstein

We’re Cool By the Pool!
We baked by the lake!
We shiver by the river!
And who’s this frozen in ice???

Just a little sneak peak of the lyrics for Cool by the Pool from our upcoming Encino Man musical 😎

For those of you asking, the Encino Man cryptocurrency LinkCoin will have a strong Sondheim influence!

I wish Uncle Buck was my Uncle instead of my silly old Onkel Gjord