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Elon, master negotiator: “$20 for a blue check!”

Stephen King: No

Elon: “$8 for a blue check!”

King: No

Elon: “I pay for your check!”

King: No

@drskyskull @CrazyMyra
King's well on the way to owning Twitter, with those Techbro negotiation skills.

Moosk trying to foist a horror show onto King is the grift that keep on giving.

@drskyskull I don’t like Mr. King’s books but I do like him- a lot

@drskyskull Stephen King, man of principle.

@drskyskull Elon: "I will pay myself $8 for your check!"
Everyone:"what?"

Tooters: Quit Twitter!

King: No

@drskyskull Disclaimer: I like Steven King

Also Stephen King: "Please don't move to Maine and open a shop called Needful Things".

@drskyskull it’s okay, no one wants to hear Stephen kings twits anyways, blue pilled or not

@drskyskull King isn't aware that he's on Twitter. He thinks he's typing into his grocery list.