My New Boss: “I would feel more comfortable if you hung things on your wall.”

Me: “I’m sorry, years of a horrible work environment have trained me to be ready to bail at a moment’s notice and travel light.

@BoozyBadger Hang a single incongruous picture. Black-and-white civil war photo? Artfully framed copy of a menu from the local Chinese food place? Random political figure from (rolls dice) pre-war Argentinia?
@CactuarJoe @BoozyBadger A framed photograph of a cheese grater.

@RobinBobcat @BoozyBadger "Oh that? Just a memento of my childhood abroad."

"...what"

@RobinBobcat @CactuarJoe @BoozyBadger

Ha! I got that reference!

.......aw. I got that reference...

@dalstrus @CactuarJoe @BoozyBadger *soft pats* *passes brain bleach (in convenient single-serving packet!)*