Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.A friend said she needed 150 animal facts for her wedding. I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life. I have spreadsheets at the ready for this very situation.
Dalstrus
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He/him, 36, married, disabled veteran, I have waaaayyyyy too much free time
I'm buying a house forba quarter of a million dollars, isn't that hilarious? I'm taking on a mortgage in this economy and if that ain't a joke then nothing is 🤣
🐱 Hugo the pink cat 🐱This is the most infuriating part about the whole thing.
It's bad enough that they ruled that it's ok to go full Jim Crow on the gays, but the fact that they ruled over SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED is just...
We broke the bed???? With sex????
MY BED SAGS IN THE MIDDLE NOW WTF
I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH 😭
GayDeceiverIf a gay guy notices you and pays you a compliment or playfully hits on you, take it for what it is, dude:
A recognition that you are looking particularly good and that your efforts to present yourself to the world in a good light are paying off.
We don’t want to sex you up. We recognize talent.
… and if a member of my tribe pays you a compliment … the ladies have noticed you … and … are making plans.
Ok FOR REAL the abbreviations for teaspoon and tablespoon need to be WAY more different
I'm still reeling from it. I literally started my day by losing a friend, who proceeded to confirm every awful thing I've thought about myself, and that every awkward moment I caused was truly as bad as I'd feared despite all reassurances.
And I'm not here for a pity party or anything, it's just rough. I never really leave the house or have any local friends and this makes me just want to withdraw online too.
Velocirooster adminensis 
Growing up in the 80s and 90s I was led to believe that 1950s bowling culture would be much more important in my adult life than it actually turned out to be