My New Boss: “I would feel more comfortable if you hung things on your wall.”

Me: “I’m sorry, years of a horrible work environment have trained me to be ready to bail at a moment’s notice and travel light.

@BoozyBadger Hang a single incongruous picture. Black-and-white civil war photo? Artfully framed copy of a menu from the local Chinese food place? Random political figure from (rolls dice) pre-war Argentinia?
@CactuarJoe @BoozyBadger A framed photograph of a cheese grater.