Beavarah 
Going to start signing emails with “absolutely zero regards” until someone notices.
Andrew Feeney@beaveinflow Sometimes when I’m really perturbed I’ll just use “Regards”. They will know my wrath by the sheer magnitude of the omission of warm! *shakes fist*
@andrewfeeney I almost got cancelled for using that once
Johnydon 🇨🇦🇺🇦@andrewfeeney @beaveinflow
Luke-warm regards,
(some dude named Luke must have been a real turd to have his name become a prefix to make any word worse)
@Johny28 haha sounds like pee
BrisVegas@beaveinflow I sign my work emails with ‘love and toodles’ 🤭🤣
@BrisVegas so cute
Julie WebgirlI read this too fast and was left wondering why you were going to start singing your emails...
@juliewebgirl i might
Steve GisselbrechtLook, these ARE my best regards.
Chris AD
Heliograph@beaveinflow today I read #nopefully for a signature and am considering that 😂
@Heliograph hahhaha! I love that.
UncannyKyle@beaveinflow you might be disappointed, I changed my email font to Comic Sans and nobody said anything for over a week.
@UncannyKyle oh no, comic sans is the worst 😂😂
sewstarsOh, good one!
I could have used that line on a recently sent email where, in fact, I had zero regards, and struggled for a sign-off that didn’t give respect!
GuitarKat@beaveinflow low key tempted to do this to someone just to see what happens. 🤣
@GuitarKat haha me tooo
@beaveinflow
P.S. This email could have been an in person meeting. 👀
P.S. This email could have been an in person meeting. 👀
paulBehold the field
in which I grow my regards.
Lay thine eyes upon it
and thou shalt see
that it is barren.