Going to start signing emails with “absolutely zero regards” until someone notices.
@beaveinflow Sometimes when I’m really perturbed I’ll just use “Regards”. They will know my wrath by the sheer magnitude of the omission of warm! *shakes fist*

@andrewfeeney @beaveinflow
Luke-warm regards,

(some dude named Luke must have been a real turd to have his name become a prefix to make any word worse)