Beavarah 
Going to start signing emails with “absolutely zero regards” until someone notices.
sewstarsOh, good one!
I could have used that line on a recently sent email where, in fact, I had zero regards, and struggled for a sign-off that didn’t give respect!
Oh, good one!
I could have used that line on a recently sent email where, in fact, I had zero regards, and struggled for a sign-off that didn’t give respect!