beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeKEEP HONKING
IM LEARNING
GOOSE LANGUAGE
IM LEARNING
GOOSE LANGUAGE
actually a funnier version is
KEEP HONKING
im ALSO a
GOOSE who is
PRETENDING to
be a HUMAN
our DAY will
COME, BROTHER
okay those have been ordered! I should have them in hand next week and will post about it and if you messaged me about them in this conversation I'll reach out to you specifically just to let you know when they're available!
an extremely funny moment of my life was talking to the woman at the union bumper sticker company and saying "can you put the union bug over the plumage of the goose"
what is the easiest way for me to..... take money from people for these. like. PayPal?
they said it couldn't be done. they said - it SHOULDNT be done
Okay!
$5 for one.
$8 for two.
Shipping within the United States is included.
Shipping outside of the United States is an additional $2.
I have PayPal and Zelle, if neither of those work for you we can figure something out. Direct message me for my payment information and provide your mailing address!
Thank you everyone who has followed along on this extremely goofy journey!!
$5 for one.
$8 for two.
Shipping within the United States is included.
Shipping outside of the United States is an additional $2.
I have PayPal and Zelle, if neither of those work for you we can figure something out. Direct message me for my payment information and provide your mailing address!
Thank you everyone who has followed along on this extremely goofy journey!!
okay going to put my laptop away, these are about half sold out (!!!). If you message me tonight I will get back to you tomorrow!!!
hey all!
An anonymous benefactor has paid for 2 "community copy" bumper stickers, and I'm going to match them. So if you're holding off because of funds, reach out! There are four available, and I'll take this post down once they're all claimed!
An anonymous benefactor has paid for 2 "community copy" bumper stickers, and I'm going to match them. So if you're holding off because of funds, reach out! There are four available, and I'll take this post down once they're all claimed!
I called the bumper sticker shop today and was like "hey, I sent in an order on Friday and got it in the mail on Monday" and they were like "oh is everything okay" and I was like "I need one hundred more."
my ass calling the bumper sticker shop before the second 100 bumper stickers even get to me
the guy was like oh you could have saved some money if you started with buying 250 and I was like dude it was impossible for me to guess anyone would buy these at all
just for an update if you have ordered from me: the first batch of 100 stickers have all been mailed! I'm addressing envelopes and everything right now so that when the second batch of stickers comes in on Saturday I can hopefully have that out the door on Monday, get the third batch on Monday and have basically everyone shipped by middle of next week.
Update: I am two thirds of the way done and just waiting for some new envelopes!
Basically - I've been shipping these in manila envelope-size envelopes, which the USPS classifies as "large envelopes." This literally doubles postage costs - in RETROSPECT I probably should have done more research before setting off on this venture and maybe set international shipping prices higher but whatever.
Basically - I've been shipping these in manila envelope-size envelopes, which the USPS classifies as "large envelopes." This literally doubles postage costs - in RETROSPECT I probably should have done more research before setting off on this venture and maybe set international shipping prices higher but whatever.
However, just because I'm shipping these in large envelopes doesn't mean they need to BE in large envelopes. The stickers themselves are 3x11.5 and large envelopes are anything bigger than 6x11.5. So I can actually cut the postage costs in two with new, extra-weird size envelopes. But not a ton of people MAKE envelopes in that weird size, but I found one, so I'm waiting for a delivery of those before I get the rest out. Thank you for your patience!
Also - Izzy has seen me messing around with bumper stickers for the past week and she asked if she could design some. So we sat down after dinner tonight and she art-directed these.
Okay! I've decided I'm going to do one more print run of the goose bumper stickers. I am going to set aside 20 for local sales so as of right now there's about 70 up for grabs. Thank you all again - I'm also going to do a post once EVERYTHING has shipped and if anything got lost in the mail or anything we can start trying to get replacements out etc then!
I'm starting to get pictures back from people that have received their stickers and it's the coolest thing in the world.
I called the bumper sticker place to reorder today and the guy I keep talking to is so kindly befuddled that I have ordered 400 bumper stickers from him in the past week. He must think I'm eating them or something. New envelopes arrived today so a lot more are going out tonight!
Jacob Harris@mark “wait, is this goose conspiracy real??”
the illustrious IRIS JAY@mark these are both so cute!
Jesse@mark Shit, I missed the availability announcement, is it too late?
Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]@mark love this for you but also for the world.
🏴 Greg Sideyr 
@mark how do I buy them, though
Matt Schneider@mark congrats!
Melanie Foxfire@mark please help please I need two of them 😭
Sauce@mark These are great and i would like one, but i am too high right now to navigate that, so i am replying to you in order to make a mental bookmark!
dapplezee 🎨
no-no@mark yessssssssss
@mark shut up and take my money!
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦@mark Pairs nicely with the KEEP HOMKING one here, I'd say.
https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-homking
deakat@mark I'm going to need one of these for my current car, as well as one to put in storage for my next car.
A Trashcan Named Desire@mark The best part of geese is everyone knows they're around and if you've worked somewhere long enough, everyone knows why you're late because of them.
Flittermouse 🔞🐩 
B-Side@mark yesssssssssssssss
filipa mv@mark our bumper remains unstickered but i might make an exception for this one
Jonathan@mark haha, yeah I want one.
westopher@mark honk honk, love this!
Jon@mark oh hell yes
attractive nuisance@mark as both a goose enthusiast and honk connoisseur, this is incredible news
Ferro@mark I do believe "comrade" is the funnier choice, here.
nathan edwards@mark i'll buy this
Xavier@mark I thought the ‘brother’ helped make the joke, but ‘comrade’ is just as good, if not better.
@mark Comrade is chef kiss
Raina@mark yeah this is just a bit better. hell yes
Jon Raphaelson@mark COMRADE, let us HONK in HONOR of our FUTURE.
I would absolutely purchase this.
Brandon "Dreg Mangler" Kirkman
historic drystone sheep dyke@mark for a second i thought this was from https://arcanebullshit.com/en-us/collections/stickers
@mark Given how much Cid and I make demands of the geese we drive past every day (namely, we want to see their goslings, where are the goslings, they better be brewing eggs over there so we can see some damned tennis ball babies this spring), I feel like I'd practically be obligated to.
Plinth Edifice@mark Yes?? ABSOLUTELY??? HONK????
@mark good lord yes
pato 🦆@mark i am moving to a new neighborhood I need them to know me like this immediately