KEEP HONKING
IM LEARNING
GOOSE LANGUAGE

actually a funnier version is

KEEP HONKING
im ALSO a
GOOSE who is
PRETENDING to
be a HUMAN
our DAY will
COME, BROTHER

christ should I actually print and sell these. would anyone buy them.
@mark Given how much Cid and I make demands of the geese we drive past every day (namely, we want to see their goslings, where are the goslings, they better be brewing eggs over there so we can see some damned tennis ball babies this spring), I feel like I'd practically be obligated to.