Dragon Dave
niconiconiNintendo Switch.
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@niconiconi Nervegear
AlexTheRetroChicken@niconiconi this one threw me for a second. I was like: is this a Steam pad modded with Ethernet ports?
Diabetic Heihachi
mav 
bow down-a before the one you serve
you're going to get-a what you deserve
ghostdancer
Woah people dig Joycon Reznor.
On top of homebrew quality photoshops, I also make homebrew lowfi quality music on the fediverse. Here be some relevant beep-boops.
Nine Inch Nails Tribute
yuvipanda@niconiconi so, @s3thi, this made me think of you for some reason, but in a cursed way.
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Mario Wird Erzieher
Reinhilde Bjornsdottir (she)
Rairii@niconiconi that's a weird SDEV :p
Quad@niconiconi this is fake, nintendo only makes 100 mbit switches
Valheru
Dr. Guillermo Power 
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD 
@niconiconi This got me far more than it should have
Peter Jakobs ⛵
Simon Dassow@niconiconi Throwback to 25 years ago where kids were already happy to use RJ45 and switches instead of coax and hubs.
Sarah, The Website Therapist@niconiconi @mattcen gotta be quick with the D-pads to direct the traffic!
MagicLike 🏳️🌈@niconiconi I hope there is no traffic drifting...
dag@niconiconi @leyrer aber kann sie jetzt 4K HDR und hat DLSS? Ist sie noch kompatibel mit den alten Spielen? Wie passen die Switch Spiele in die Ethernet Ports? Braucht man noch Nintendo Switch Online wenn man jetzt so viele Ports eingebaut hat? So viele Fragen …
arbux@niconiconi Makes console ports easier for developers
Onikaze@niconiconi with the way Nintendo doesn’t push newer tech I could see those being 100 base-t ;/
Bryan Culver@niconiconi Netendo Switch 8P
mmu_man@niconiconi tsss, it's a netgear, and doesn't even have a console port 😞
Simon Zerafa
mykie@simonzerafa @niconiconi
this would look drop dead sexy in my datacenter
all the dc kids will be like "woah nice rack"
Not difficult to do with the right Netgear switch and some red paint 😉
i was thinking maybe repurposing some old Room Alert chassis
Removing the old logos might be more tough that it's worth. The repairs to the paint might make it easier to start from scratch 🙂🤷♂️
Hollis@simonzerafa @niconiconi Oh, oh damn, I need to paint my switches now
Guy who's trying his best :(@niconiconi Thanks, now I want a game console that runs Cisco ios!
I am Jack's Lost 404LAN PARTAYYYYYY! 🎉
Nihl L'Amas@niconiconi I still don't understand what makes it better than the Nintendo Hub.
Why can't I just use a splitter???
marc [sustain release] ✅
SkyfaR
Kevin Russell"...some features were sacrificed but the connectivity . . ."
NekoArc
KesarBrown@niconiconi funny as hell
this.ven@niconiconi
The perfect gaming device for network technicians waiting for a server backup to finish. ⏳
The perfect gaming device for network technicians waiting for a server backup to finish. ⏳
Salman Qureshi 
@niconiconi he took the name literally
Frigid Crystal Tormented Wrath@niconiconi boo its gigabit only no 2.5? booo
Mela Eckenfels
Kevin Karhan 
@niconiconi 2/10 cuz stale meme...
Retry with a 10GBit/s Unifi Enterprise XG...
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@niconiconi i want you to know this made me unspeakably angry...
...that I hadn't thought of this joke myself first goddammit. take your fav and boost, you've earned it.
Cyber Yuki
Pacific Daydream
Lukáš Zapletal@niconiconi fun fact: about the same CPU power in both ;-)
JamesTDG@niconiconi shame drift still is an issue
fops Now On Merping Synth Download@niconiconi iirc someone did make effectively a "switch", on a switch, with two ethernet adapters hooked up to the dock and the console running linux. a two port switch
Mark Slater
Simon Walters@niconiconi Well played :)
Matthew Malthouse@niconiconi Naughty step! Now!
Patrick@niconiconi so popular with 3rd party developers that it got a lot of ports.
Mœllus ⁂
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀
0ddj0bb@niconiconi the joycons stick so lots of frames end up getting lost
Tommy Kavanagh
armonicaProdigiosa (Arpy :3)