Occasionally, we see articles about women that get married to ghosts & we all have a laugh- but after thinking about my experiences with living men recently, I realize I was wrong to judge them. I get it now. It's time for me to settle down & find the ghost of an old sea captain.
@roxiqt Do you remember the old TV show "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir"?
@roxiqt Insert Seth Meyer’s sea captain joke here
@roxiqt Its getting a little Spooky in here

@roxiqt I can't remember who said this, but...

'Men think they are competing with other men when it comes to women. In reality they are competing with the sense of safety women feel when they are alone.'

Sadly, a lot of men fail this simple test.

@roxiqt you’re better than this! Settle for nothing less than the ghost of a sea rear admiral.
@roxiqt at least the pipe smoke won't be a bother
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Ghost a one-night stand by dying in their apartment.

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