nixCraft 🐧Please, help me Doctor, I might have Python 🤣
king toot uncommon@nixCraft my dev environment, she's very ill
Maxi 12x 💉@nixCraft Maybe a python could fit into your anus and you’d have to call the proctologist to extract it? 🤔
@eichkat3r Wenn die Python sich dann noch tiefer eingräbt, braucht man einen Zahnarzt, der sie am anderen Ende packt. Aber wenn dann unten der Proktologe und oben der Zahnarzt ziehen, kommt die Sache nicht voran.
Paper Moon@nixCraft you have to be careful with python, it might be terminal.
Francisco Nogueira
ator robot@nixCraft Typical symptoms of Python include the following:
- trouble sleeping
- back pain
- fatigue
- blurred eyesight
- weight gain
- weight loss
If you present with any of these symptoms, call your local practitioner as soon as possible.
@nixCraft Type 3 Python can be identified by the following symptoms:
- arbitrary type objects
- irrational love of Python
- irrational fear of Python
- pythonic
Look out for deluded speech including "I wish [x] had duck typing", "you should try Python", and "I am using Python for my next application".
Although Type 3 Python cannot be cured, symptoms may be relieved with Haskell therapy.
Judie Gilkerson
Robert Laing@nixCraft I had a very bad case of Python which I cured by using Bash.