I want to rate apocalypses based on coolness and likelihood, give me your fave / most hated apocalypse. Already locked in are the Airborne Toxic Event, the Eugenics Wars, and the apocalypse from Silo. Hit me with your best doomsday!

i would like to wish all billionaires a very submarine ride

you know, social media just isn't as fun as it used to be. I kinda feel like it's on a long slow decline

um.

the number of people who have said "fuck the cops" and simped for stalin in the same breath