Chris EspinosaAmericans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
Michael Rawdon@Cdespinosa What is the standard metric unit of poop?
Kevin@mrawdon @Cdespinosa A “log”
@klindeman @Cdespinosa Best first toot.
(Heheh, ‘toot’, how apropos.)
Ray N. Franklin 🇺🇸@Cdespinosa A bucket holds 40 golf balls IDR (International Driving Range standard). The wombat metric conversion factor is 5 per ball. So a bucket is equivalent to 200 wombat poop cubes (8 cm^3)!
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 WHY do we not have wombat & capybara emoji???? #wombat #capybara #metric
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 WHY do we not have wombat & capybara emoji???? #wombat #capybara #metric
Ryan Harter@Cdespinosa Please, who flushes a metric bucket of gold balls?!?
Craig Hockenberry@Cdespinosa I TRY TO KEEP MY BALLS OUTTA THE WATER
Eric Beavers@chockenberry @Cdespinosa Autoflush earns a trip to the ER!
aardvark@Cdespinosa I can’t imagine the cost of keeping that thing supplied with golf balls!
Michał Górny 
Ben Rosengart@Cdespinosa Great news for those of us prone to shitting a bucket of golf balls I guess
Tobias@Cdespinosa interesting choice of test specimen. Does not match the official DIN 1385 / EN 997 standard for test specimens though. 😅💩