Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
@Cdespinosa What is the standard metric unit of poop?
@mrawdon @Cdespinosa A “log”

@klindeman @Cdespinosa Best first toot.

(Heheh, ‘toot’, how apropos.)

@Cdespinosa A bucket holds 40 golf balls IDR (International Driving Range standard). The wombat metric conversion factor is 5 per ball. So a bucket is equivalent to 200 wombat poop cubes (8 cm^3)!
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 WHY do we not have wombat & capybara emoji???? #wombat #capybara #metric
@Cdespinosa Please, who flushes a metric bucket of gold balls?!?
@Cdespinosa I TRY TO KEEP MY BALLS OUTTA THE WATER
@chockenberry @Cdespinosa Autoflush earns a trip to the ER!
@Cdespinosa I can’t imagine the cost of keeping that thing supplied with golf balls!

@Cdespinosa

Europe: now using 30% less water!

US: tsunami in your WC!

@Cdespinosa Great news for those of us prone to shitting a bucket of golf balls I guess
@Cdespinosa interesting choice of test specimen. Does not match the official DIN 1385 / EN 997 standard for test specimens though. 😅💩