The Republican Dalek

IN *MY* DAY, A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WAS GUILTY OF IMPRESSIVE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR- WAR CRIMES, SNEAKILY PREVENTING AMERICAN HOSTAGES FROM BEING FREED, ARMING DEATH SQUADS AGAINST THE WILL OF CONGRESS, THAT SORT OF THING. GROWN-UP CRIME! *PRESIDENTIAL* CRIME.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GIVE CREDIT FOR 'FALSIFYING BUSINESS DOCUMENTS' NOW? HAVE WE FALLEN SO LOW?!

IN 2024, VOTE FOR A REAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, ONE WHO FALSIFIES TIMELINES, NOT PAPERWORK.

#VOTEDALEK2024 !!

Apr 1, 2023 at 3:13pmWeb
Show threadThe Republican DalekApr 1, 2023

I MEAN, THIS DALEK *ALSO* FALSIFIES PAPERWORK. OF COURSE I DO! MY TAX FILINGS ARE A GRAND WORK OF ANNUAL SPECULATIVE FICTION, 'HOUSE OF LEAVES' MEETS INTERGALACTIC WIRE FRAUD.

BUT WHILE IT MAY BE A SMALL PART OF YOUR PROVEN RECORD, MERELY FALSIFYING PAPERWORK DOTH NOT A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MAKE. YOU HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO AMERICA, BEFORE ASKING WHAT AMERICA CAN DO FOR YOU!

#VOTEDALEK2024