David Chartier

Gameshow idea:

- Grab a billionaire
- by any means necessary
- Drop them in a forest
- Hidden reality TV cameras everywhere
- So are rabid bears that haven’t eaten in 2 months or whatever
- Like, a lot of bears. Suuuper rabid
- Douse the billionaire in, like, salmon oil and pheromones and maybe pizza sauce
- Film it
- If they make it out alive, they win a free Emirates first class trip right back into the forest

#billionaires #EatTheRich

Mar 28, 2023 at 5:33pmWeb
Show threadMarvinMar 28, 2023
@chartier I feel like a bad person for chuckling about this, because a person’s a person no matter how rich (paraphrasing Horton here), but I’ll be honest: I still chuckled.
Show threadDavid ChartierMar 28, 2023

@ClaudetteK Fair. Although this handful of persons are also inflicting nearly immeasurable damage to our planet, society, culture, and minorities.

The least they deserve is some salmon oil and pizza sauce. And rabid bears.

Look there’s still a chance for them to survive! Plus, the shows will create profits—their favorite thing!

Show threadMarvinMar 28, 2023
@chartier I guess you make a good point.
Show threadShelenn AyresMar 28, 2023
@chartier Sounds familiar - hunger games?
Show threadDavid ChartierMar 28, 2023
@shelenn Yeah, but like an inverse version of it. And with more salmon oil and pizza sauce.
Show threadNoah LiebmanMar 28, 2023
@chartier wow, the Bear 3 beta sounds 🔥
Show threadDavid ChartierMar 28, 2023
@noleli A Live Services app!
Show threadJohn: Mr. HusbandMar 28, 2023
@chartier oh, might I suggest a small tweak: instead of rabies, give the bears a bunch of cocaine. Then also cover the billionaire in cocaine. I’ve got it on good authority that the results here can be ✨FASCINATING✨
Show threadDavid ChartierMar 29, 2023
@BlackJohnRoss Hah, good call. Lots of potential for franchise tie-ins!
Show threadBenRiceMMar 31, 2023
@chartier “Bear Market”