David ChartierMar 28, 2023

Gameshow idea:

- Grab a billionaire
- by any means necessary
- Drop them in a forest
- Hidden reality TV cameras everywhere
- So are rabid bears that haven’t eaten in 2 months or whatever
- Like, a lot of bears. Suuuper rabid
- Douse the billionaire in, like, salmon oil and pheromones and maybe pizza sauce
- Film it
- If they make it out alive, they win a free Emirates first class trip right back into the forest

#billionaires #EatTheRich

Show threadMarvinMar 28, 2023
@chartier I feel like a bad person for chuckling about this, because a person’s a person no matter how rich (paraphrasing Horton here), but I’ll be honest: I still chuckled.
Show threadDavid ChartierMar 28, 2023

@ClaudetteK Fair. Although this handful of persons are also inflicting nearly immeasurable damage to our planet, society, culture, and minorities.

The least they deserve is some salmon oil and pizza sauce. And rabid bears.

Look there’s still a chance for them to survive! Plus, the shows will create profits—their favorite thing!

Show threadMarvin
@chartier I guess you make a good point.
Mar 28, 2023 at 6:34pmWeb