mintpepperMar 23, 2023
Jan Wildeboer 😷
#Germany is when weird far-right idiots can legally hoard weapons and ammo but the City of #Munich decides that climate activists will get fined 1.000€ for carrying (not using) superglue. (Article in German, possibly paywalled) Also - another wonderful German word: Sekundenklebertransportverbot. https://www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/klimapolitik-protest-sekundenkleber-verbot-anordnung-muenchen-1.5774354
München verbietet Klimaaktivisten, Sekundenkleber zu transportieren

Ein Verstoß kostet 1000 Euro. Mit der Anordnung gegen sieben Personen will das Kreisverwaltungsreferat weitere Straßenblockaden verhindern.

Süddeutsche Zeitung
Mar 23, 2023 at 5:57pmWeb
Show threadJan Wildeboer 😷Mar 23, 2023
So, obviously, I will #OpenCarry #Superglue from now on whenever I go downtown.
Show threadJan Wildeboer 😷Mar 23, 2023
And reactivated an old twitter account to promote #OpenCarrySuperglue ;) https://twitter.com/democracybob/status/1638978492443291663?s=20
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Show threadBitchableiter Mar 23, 2023

@jwildeboer

But don't put the #Superglue in other people's pockets - unless you want their table to sit at. 😇

#opencarry #superglue

Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer Reminds me of this classic
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Mar 23, 2023
@mjjzf Image description:
"Don't play with Super Glue“
- Spock making the Vulcan hand sign
Show threadXabiMar 23, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe @mjjzf LOL
Show threadOtis B. DriftwoodMar 24, 2023
@mjjzf @jwildeboer http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/TGxEpaSxitI/AAAAAAAADf0/aGeoMB7mQ9k/s800/pod0018-merkel-superglue.jpg
Show threadDG5DBHMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer Darf der Partner Natron mitführen?
Show threadAndrew FeeneyMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer The only person who can stop a bad guy with super glue …
Show threadPeter Jakobs ⛵Mar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer I am at a loss for words
Show threadJan Wildeboer 😷Mar 23, 2023
@pjakobs Make fun of it. Loud and in public. Shame the office in Munich that decided to do this. This is really just a hilarious show of incompetence on the side of the city of #Munich.
Show threadPeter Jakobs ⛵Mar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer well, it's much more than that, the way, that official Germany reacts to those people is in stark contrast, as you say, to the way the same people react to right wing nutters planning (and in a number of cases committing) political murder. This is not something that can just be ridiculed anymore.
Show threadlobingeraMar 23, 2023

@jwildeboer @pjakobs

The article is not paywalled - and you can learn something about germany there: One can file an exempt 6h before carrying superglue, for example for working with superglue, but at the moment there is no "formalized workflow" ... sounds to me, there is some hope that it will be, sometime.

(i guess it will include BundID and a blockchain).

Show threadRainer Burkhardt ❌Mar 24, 2023
@lobingera
This only concerns seven people which are known by name. So why should there be a formalized workflow?
@jwildeboer @pjakobs
Show threadsilmarilMar 23, 2023
@pjakobs
Take this word:
"Sekundenklebertransportverbotsverstoßenden"
which is actually a part of the linked article 😁
@jwildeboer
Show threadMagicLike 🏳️‍🌈Mar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer sekundenklebertransportverbot.de wird gerade registriert ✅ 
Show threadadlerweb // BitBasteleiMar 23, 2023
@MagicLike @jwildeboer Hm. Karte mit Städten, die kein Sekundenklebertransportverbot (rot) oder Sekundenklebertransporterlaubnisvorbehalt (gelb) haben? Oder doch nur ein "Herrschen in DE noch Sekundenkleberbeförderungsbeschränkungen? Ja." So many possibilities ;)
Show threadMagicLike 🏳️‍🌈Mar 23, 2023
@adlerweb @jwildeboer Ich glaub das ist zu aufwändig... Aber vllt. doch 👀 
Show threadJan Wildeboer 😷Mar 23, 2023
@MagicLike Na zumindest ein Foto von nem Sekundenkleberpin auf ner Jacke. Schicke ich dir morgen. Der neue Modetrend in München ;) @adlerweb
Show threadCleo of Topless TopicsMar 23, 2023
@MagicLike
hey I recognize "transport" at least! 😂
@jwildeboer @slothrop
Show threadWikinautMar 23, 2023
@MagicLike @jwildeboer
cc #Extra3
Show threadDG5DBHMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer so everyone should request for allowance, because they want to go to a pound shop, to buy some glue, daily!
Show threadRanaMar 23, 2023
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Show threadCh M[ae][iy]e?r 🇪🇺 🤍 🇬🇱Mar 23, 2023

@jwildeboer

I'm not from Munich, but since I'm not one of these seven people, I could offer to tranport the superclue for anyone near me. 🤔

So when you got clued on your hand by someone and accidentially just sat down at the street, then the you are obiously innocent - aren't you?

Show threadMichael StancliftMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer is there no right to bear adhesives?!
Show threadGondoliereMar 23, 2023
@vmstan no way - what are thousands of jobs against just one climate? 🤥
Show threadMichael SimonsMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer junge. 🤦‍♂️
Show threadMarkus EiseleMar 23, 2023
@rotnroll666 @jwildeboer da bin ich doch echt froh, dass ich eigentlich kein Eingeborener bin und einfach wieder gehen kann, wenn es zu viel werden sollte mit dem ganzen CSU Blödsinn hier.... 🤦‍♂️
Show threadOliMar 23, 2023
@rotnroll666
Das ist eigentlich ganz gut. Wenn sowieso alles strafbar ist, kann man auch gleich in die Vollen gehen und Autoreifen zerstechen 🤷‍♂️
@jwildeboer
Show threadLennart Paul Mar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer Wow. That's just ridiculous...
I really don't what to say about that. It really sounds like a joke but it obviously isn't...well they sure have their priorities straight 
Show threadSamuel Kramann 🇺🇦 Mar 23, 2023

@jwildeboer Somehow you have a point - unfortunately.

But far right idiots are legally not allowed to hord weapons. Really bad that authorities do not care about and do not use legal rights to keep us save. Instead they collect and ban glue or ask for harsher weapon law 🤔

Btw: No law will help anything if it is not ensured. Weapon law in Germany is harsh enough - but must be used.

Show threadnachtetMar 23, 2023
@jwildeboer
Wie kürzt man das ab - SUV?
🙄
Show threadFlüpkeMar 24, 2023
@jwildeboer no paywall, no annoyances: https://web.archive.org/web/20230324000334/https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sueddeutsche.de%2Fmuenchen%2Fklimapolitik-protest-sekundenkleber-verbot-anordnung-muenchen-1.5774354
Show threadDoc Edward Morbius ⭕​Mar 24, 2023
@jwildeboer Clearly the solution is to wield superglueguns.
Show threadHilko BengenMar 24, 2023
@jwildeboer "Yep, there's a German word for that." And it's not even April yet. 😕
Show threadron tMar 24, 2023
@jwildeboer "Im grün-geführten KVR" - nothing more to say about our green party