Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Poisonous Snake
❤️ 1-4 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
78.3%
🥷 Avoid
21.7%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You engaged the Poisonous Snake!
---
🦁 Poisonous Snake
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
67.9%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
3.6%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
25%
🏃 Run!
3.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You were hit by the Poisonous Snake's Bite attack, you took 1 damage.
You managed to hit the Poisonous Snake for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Poisonous Snake.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Bandit
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
82.4%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
5.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
11.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You engaged the Bandit!
---
🧍‍♂️ Bandit
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
68.2%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
27.3%
🏃 Run!
4.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Bandit for 5 damage.
The Bandit fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
In the distance you see a 🧚 Blink Dog
❤️ 8-36 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
47.4%
🥷 Avoid
36.8%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
15.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You confronted the Blink Dog!
---
🧚 Blink Dog
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 21/21
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
25%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
6.3%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
12.5%
🏃 Run!
56.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You successfully ran away!
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🤖 Homunculus
❤️ 2-8 ☁️ ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
70%
🥷 Avoid
10%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
5%
🏘️ Go to Town
15%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 22, 2023
You confronted the Homunculus!
---
🤖 Homunculus
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 13 ☁️
❕0
✨ 10
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8]
87%
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
8.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
4.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You used your Ranged Attack to hit the Homunculus for 9 damage.
The Homunculus fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
81%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
4.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
14.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You engaged the Giant Weasel!
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 7/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
55%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
15%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
15%
🏃 Run!
15%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You took 4 damage from the Giant Weasel's Bite.
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Weasel for 3 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 4/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
61.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
7.7%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
30.8%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You successfully hit the Giant Weasel with your Melee Attack for 3 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
70.8%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
29.2%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You took 4 damage from the Giant Weasel's Bite.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/7
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
⚔️ Melee, improvised [1d4]
46.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
33.3%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
13.3%
🏃 Run!
6.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You successfully hit the Giant Weasel with your Melee Attack for 5 damage.
The Giant Weasel fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
16.7%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
16.7%
🏘️ Go to Town
66.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You made the journey to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
0%
🛒 Shop
4.8%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
85.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
9.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 9 hitpoints and 0 hitdice when you woke.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
21.4%
🛒 Shop
71.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
7.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
The shopkeeper greets you as you enter, what catches your eye?
🎒
⚔️ Crossbow, light [1d8+2, +4] 🛡️ Chain Shirt [15]
🗡️ Sickle [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H L (+11🪙)
40%
🛡️ Shield [+2] ~ 1H (+2🪙)
40%
🛡️ Hide Armor [14] (+15🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
20%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You purchased the Shield and left the shop.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
43.8%
🛒 Shop
50%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
6.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You found a shop.
---
You enter a shop and see a variety of items, what do you want to buy?
🎒
🛡️ Shield 🛡️ Chain Shirt [17]
🗡️ Handaxe [1d6+2, +4] ~ 1H L T (-5🪙)
78.9%
🛡️ Leather Armor [15] (+15🪙)
0%
🛡️ Hide Armor [16] (+15🪙)
10.5%
↩️ Back to Town
10.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You left the shop with the Handaxe in-hand.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
61.5%
🛒 Shop
23.1%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
7.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
7.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You left with a sense of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Lizard
❤️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
90%
🥷 Avoid
10%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You engaged the Lizard!
---
🦁 Lizard
❤️❤️❤️ 3/3
🛡️ 10
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
84.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
7.7%
🏃 Run!
7.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Lizard for 8 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Lizard.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Centipede
❤️ 2-7 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
91.7%
🥷 Avoid
8.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You confronted the Giant Centipede!
---
🦁 Giant Centipede
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
75%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
8.3%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
12.5%
🏃 Run!
4.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You managed to hit the Giant Centipede for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Centipede.
+1🪙 +50✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Sea Horse
❤️ 1-3 🌊 ❕0 ✨ 0
⚔️ Fight!
60%
🥷 Avoid
35%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
5%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You confronted the Sea Horse!
---
🦁 Sea Horse
❤️❤️❤️ 3/3
🛡️ 11 🌊
❕0
✨ 0
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6] ⬇️
76.2%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
9.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3] ⬇️
4.8%
🏃 Run!
9.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You managed to hit the Sea Horse for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Sea Horse died.
+1🪙 +0✨
---
In the distance you see a 👺 Lemure
❤️ 3-24 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
87.5%
🥷 Avoid
6.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
6.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You engaged the Lemure!
---
👺 Lemure
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 17/17
🛡️ 7
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
84%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
8%
🏃 Run!
8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You managed to hit the Lemure for 8 damage with your Melee Attack.
You took 3 damage from the Lemure's Fist.
---
👺 Lemure
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 9/17
🛡️ 7
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
95.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
4.3%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Lemure for 3 damage.
---
👺 Lemure
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 6/17
🛡️ 7
❕0
✨ 10
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
94.1%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
5.9%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Lemure for 7 damage.
You killed the Lemure.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a Swarm of Bats
❤️ 5-40 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
0%
🥷 Avoid
40.9%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
54.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You had a moment to take a breather, you regained 3 hitpoints.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Wolf
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
⚔️ Fight!
95.7%
🥷 Avoid
4.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You engaged the Wolf!
---
🦁 Wolf
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
95%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
5%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You managed to hit the Wolf for 4 damage with your Melee Attack.
You were hit by the Wolf's Bite attack, you took 6 damage.
---
🦁 Wolf
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 7/11
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
76%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
0%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
4%
🏃 Run!
20%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Wolf for 4 damage.
---
🦁 Wolf
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 3/11
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
92.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
3.8%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
3.8%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You took 7 damage from the Wolf's Bite.
---
🦁 Wolf
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 3/11
🛡️ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d6]
63.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [3]
3.3%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d6] ⬇️
0%
🏃 Run!
33.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
🔄
---
You encounter a 🦁 Giant Lizard
❤️ 6-33 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
3.3%
🥷 Avoid
10%
🏘️ Go to Town
86.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You made the journey to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
0%
🛒 Shop
3%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
97%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
After a long deserved rest, you woke up feeling refreshed and with 13 more hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
30.8%
🛒 Shop
65.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
3.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsMar 23, 2023
You walked to a local shop.
---
You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
🎒
🛡️ Shield 🗡️ Handaxe [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ Chain Shirt [17]
⚔️ Pike [1d10+2, +4] ~ 2H (+2🪙)
29.2%
🛡️ Padded Armor [15] (+20🪙)
4.2%
🛡️ Leather Armor [15] (+15🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
66.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadJohn K
@dungeons I should quit voting today. Every vote I've made has been dumb immediately in hindsight.
Mar 23, 2023 at 4:43pmWeb
Show threadSarah 🍕Mar 23, 2023
@snork303 @dungeons For the last time: Padded Armor is NOT a "cool Normcore fashion statement that Gen Z will love."
Show threadWoodswalkedMar 23, 2023

@sarahv

Yeah, it’s totally a cool Normcore for only Gen X. Everyone keeps making that mistake.

cc: @snork303 @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Mar 23, 2023
@Woodswalked @snork303 @dungeons That's not even a joke, I'm 45/Gen X & my news algorithm served me an article this week about the hot trends in Normcore fashion; it was all about how "ugly cool" comfortable shoes are in and the article header was the sneakers I wear every day because my foot surgeon told me to buy them 😭 Now I'm TRENDY. By ACCIDENT. What a nightmare.
Show threadWoodswalkedMar 23, 2023

@sarahv

I am older than you and I have worn nursing shoes since being a teen. I thought Normcore itself was a joke, but I have always been unfashionable. My mother said in the 90’s when the grunge fashion hit “hey, second time in my life I have been wearing the day’s fashion.”

cc: @snork303 @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Mar 23, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons

No, I've been joking with my friends about my dedication to a "Normcore aesthetic" (sneakers, jeans, T-shirt) for years... only now it's actually trendy 😅 I didn't see it coming, I have to admit.

Show threadWoodswalkedMar 23, 2023

@snork303

I live like that. Don’t let the little moments ruin your day.

cc: @dungeons