You walked to a local shop. --- The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like? π π‘οΈ Scimitar [1d6+2, +4] π‘οΈ Chain Shirt [15]
You were hit by the Poisonous Snake's Bite attack, you took 1 damage. You managed to hit the Poisonous Snake for 5 damage with your Melee Attack. You won the battle, killing the Poisonous Snake. +1πͺ +25β¨ --- In the distance you see a π§ββοΈ Bandit β€οΈ 4-18 β1/8 β¨ 25
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Bandit for 5 damage. The Bandit fell, ending the battle. +1πͺ +25β¨ --- In the distance you see a π§ Blink Dog β€οΈ 8-36 β1/4 β¨ 50
You used your Ranged Attack to hit the Homunculus for 9 damage. The Homunculus fell, ending the battle. +1πͺ +10β¨ --- You encounter a π¦ Giant Weasel β€οΈ 2-16 β1/8 β¨ 25
You took 4 damage from the Giant Weasel's Bite. You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Weasel for 3 damage. --- π¦ Giant Weasel β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€ 4/7 π‘οΈ 13 β1/8 β¨ 25
You successfully hit the Giant Weasel with your Melee Attack for 3 damage. --- π¦ Giant Weasel β€οΈπ€π€π€π€π€π€ 1/7 π‘οΈ 13 β1/8 β¨ 25
You successfully hit the Giant Weasel with your Melee Attack for 5 damage. The Giant Weasel fell, ending the battle. +1πͺ +25β¨ --- Ahead of your path, you see a π§ββοΈ Noble β€οΈ 2-16 β1/8 β¨ 25
You asked for directions to a nearby shop. --- The shopkeeper greets you as you enter, what catches your eye? π βοΈ Crossbow, light [1d8+2, +4] π‘οΈ Chain Shirt [15]
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Lizard for 8 damage. You won the battle, killing the Lizard. +1πͺ +10β¨ --- In the distance you see a π¦ Giant Centipede β€οΈ 2-7 β1/4 β¨ 50
You managed to hit the Giant Centipede for 5 damage with your Melee Attack. You won the battle, killing the Giant Centipede. +1πͺ +50β¨ --- Ahead of your path, you see a π¦ Sea Horse β€οΈ 1-3 π β0 β¨ 0
You managed to hit the Sea Horse for 5 damage with your Melee Attack. The Sea Horse died. +1πͺ +0β¨ --- In the distance you see a πΊ Lemure β€οΈ 3-24 β0 β¨ 10
You managed to hit the Lemure for 8 damage with your Melee Attack. You took 3 damage from the Lemure's Fist. --- πΊ Lemure β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€π€ 9/17 π‘οΈ 7 β0 β¨ 10
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Lemure for 7 damage. You killed the Lemure. +1πͺ +10β¨ --- Ahead of your path, you see a Swarm of Bats β€οΈ 5-40 βοΈ β1/4 β¨ 50
You managed to hit the Wolf for 4 damage with your Melee Attack. You were hit by the Wolf's Bite attack, you took 6 damage. --- π¦ Wolf β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€ 7/11 π‘οΈ 13 β1/4 β¨ 50 https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Wolf for 4 damage. --- π¦ Wolf β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€ 3/11 π‘οΈ 13 β1/4 β¨ 50 https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
After a long deserved rest, you woke up feeling refreshed and with 13 more hitpoints and 1 hitdice. --- The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
You walked to a local shop. --- You step into a local shop, what catches your eye? π π‘οΈ Shield π‘οΈ Handaxe [1d6+2, +4] π‘οΈ Chain Shirt [17]
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Giant Lizard for 4 damage. --- π¦ Giant Lizard β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€ 17/21 π‘οΈ 12 β1/4 β¨ 50
You were hit by the Giant Lizard's Bite attack, you took 8 damage. You managed to hit the Giant Lizard for 8 damage with your Melee Attack. --- π¦ Giant Lizard β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€π€π€ 9/21 π‘οΈ 12 β1/4 β¨ 50
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Rat for 6 damage. The Rat fell, ending the battle. +1πͺ +10β¨ --- Ahead of your path, you see a π§ββοΈ Noble β€οΈ 2-16 β1/8 β¨ 25
You managed to hit the Noble for 7 damage with your Melee Attack. --- π§ββοΈ Noble β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€ 3/10 π‘οΈ 15 β1/8 β¨ 25
You managed to hit the Noble for 6 damage with your Melee Attack. The Noble died. +1πͺ +25β¨ --- Ahead of your path, you see a π¦ Mule β€οΈ 4-18 β1/8 β¨ 25
@Woodswalked@snork303@dungeons That's not even a joke, I'm 45/Gen X & my news algorithm served me an article this week about the hot trends in Normcore fashion; it was all about how "ugly cool" comfortable shoes are in and the article header was the sneakers I wear every day because my foot surgeon told me to buy them π Now I'm TRENDY. By ACCIDENT. What a nightmare.
I am older than you and I have worn nursing shoes since being a teen. I thought Normcore itself was a joke, but I have always been unfashionable. My mother said in the 90βs when the grunge fashion hit βhey, second time in my life I have been wearing the dayβs fashion.β
No, I've been joking with my friends about my dedication to a "Normcore aesthetic" (sneakers, jeans, T-shirt) for years... only now it's actually trendy π I didn't see it coming, I have to admit.