Did you know Charles Dickens worked for two midlands newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

@BethanyBlack This just scored FIVE laughing emojis from my mum.
@rattleyourwalls yay! Though if I got that from my mum Iโ€™d assume Iโ€™d upset her
@BethanyBlack I don't even know you and I already hate you #takemylikedamnit
@BethanyBlack Bravo! Well done! Iโ€™m stealing that. ๐Ÿคช

@BethanyBlack

Shakespeare walks into a pub.

The landlord says: "Get out. You're bard."

@BethanyBlack Then he went on to far, far better things....
@BethanyBlack Americans heads' are exploding.
@BethanyBlack "Aye do not wish to know that, kindly leave the printing room!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
@BethanyBlack I always hate seeing Worcester in text because it causes an imbalance in the mixture between my British grandmother and that i know how it is pronounced with the feeling like there should be different letters in CES.
Good fact, though,
@BethanyBlack big up the midlands. im brummie. x
@BethanyBlack I genuinely had no idea how Bicester was pronounced until this moment
@BethanyBlack I simultaneously loved and hate this ๐Ÿ‘ well done
@BethanyBlack It didn't work out for him though. He left to work on a cricketing almanac. It was the age of Wisden.
@BethanyBlack here, take the โ€œInterneter of the Dayโ€ Awardโ€ฆ lol
@BethanyBlack I grew up outside of Bicester, and every time I hear that I rankle that THE BICESTER PAPER IS THE ADVERTISER NOT THE TIMES and then I remember it's a joke.

@BethanyBlack What I like about this joke is that you have to know how to pronounce these places, or it doesn't really make sense.

It is therefore a uniquely English joke.

@BethanyBlack

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@BethanyBlack Ouch! Now I canโ€™t get that out of my head!
@BethanyBlack "GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!!" ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… *booing from the crowd* ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ…
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