YESTERDAY THE SUPREME COURT HEARD ARGUMENTS OVER WHETHER A DOG CHEW TOY MAKING FUN OF JACK DANIELS CONSTITUTES TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT. JUSTICE KAGAN IN PARTICULAR STRUGGLED WITH IDEA THAT COMMON POORS COULD, EVEN WOULD, DISRESPECT AUGUST AMERICAN BRANDS LIKE MOUNTAIN DEW.

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