So today links stopped working on Twitter lol
Somehow my Mastodon server (mastodon.social) also went down as this was happening. We used to have proper social networks in this country I swear to god
Anyway feels like a good day to post this one again
Elon and the Goons spent the past four months working to identify the best, most critical, most TECHNICAL workers at the company, and now the result is that links don't work when you click them
β€œSome parts of Twitter may not be working as expected right now. We fired 6,300 people and stopped paying the AWS bill”
Turns out it's also a good day to post this one
@caseynewton [Image description: screenshot of a February 2023 Megan McArdle opinion column in the Washington Post, "How Elon Musk fired Twitter staff and broke nothing" (https://archive.is/CmfMs)] #Alt4You
@nev @caseynewton I think another valid image description would be "wah-wah trombone noise in headline form"

@caseynewton

And now I can’t even access the website. All I get is a json response.

@gunadi @caseynewton I really dislike these articles, "such and such and unexpected outcome" to lure you in and usually it is all BS. For me it is very simple, like the laws of physics.

"For every action in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction."

@caseynewton well, you kinda have to post it here since you can't post it on Twitter.
@caseynewton from the queen of well-aged hot takes
@caseynewton note that both twitter.com and tweetdeck.com are busted …
@caseynewton I'd post that on Twitter, but...

@caseynewton I’m betting Tweetdeck does not come back. At least initially. He will blame it on their β€œAPI upgrades”. When in reality it doesn’t show ads and he wants the money.

Then, when enough major corps and big follower accounts complain he will bring it back. Because he likely has no idea how anyone uses Twitter and doesn’t care.

@caseynewton How exactly I keep getting told that "nothing interesting happens in your part of the world" while columns like these get published, the world wonders
@caseynewton I read that at the time hoping it was ironic. It was not. That's when I stopped reading her stuff.
@caseynewton Tesla's engineers are doing a great job at Twitter, they are crashing the site just as the cars
@caseynewton For reasons passing understanding, I still listen @KCRW’s Left, Right, and Center podcast. Ms. McArdle is one in a series of recent right-wing regulars who seem to be working really hard at avoiding fact-based argument.
@caseynewton The pseudo-critical McArdle is always good for a laugh. 🀣
@caseynewton Has Ms. McArdle ever had a good op-ed? I can't remember one
@caseynewton payroll PR fake journalist hack
@caseynewton Haha, they really have it out for the pitchbot.
@caseynewton you can always count on her to be wrong

@caseynewton @bynkii

🐳🐦🐦🐦☠️

@caseynewton she's always racing to be the wrongest person lol
@caseynewton She is one of the most reliable contrary indicators I've ever seen.
@dangillmor @caseynewton that headline was incorrect before the article was published. She or her editors should have consulted one of their software dev friends to confirm tif that statement was true or false.
@caseynewton "Broke nothing" πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
Matt Binder on Twitter

β€œthere’s no reason to treat someone like this just an absolutely horrible person”

Twitter
@caseynewton haha where is this atricle?
@caseynewton love it how she apparently assumes the fired staff somehow personally held the service together on a daily basis, smugly pointing out that nothing broke the second the first fired employee stood up from their desk
@caseynewton A link would be helpful (have you tried Linky for Mastodon...on the App Store.)
How Elon Musk fired Twitter staff and broke nothing

When Elon Musk said he was going to cut 75 percent of Twitter’s workforce last year, I was incredulous. Yet Twitter is still running.

The Washington Post