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Jonty WareingI challenge you to read this one word at a time and predict absolutely anything coming later in the tweet
Steve Torrente@jonty I like the pigs-in-space thing he has going on here.
Brandon@jonty "I became an astronaut so I could become a congressional member" said literally no one ever š¤£
nvironmntcarol@brandonscript @jonty except Ellen in For All Mankind :/
Robert Thau@brandonscript @jonty Senators John Glenn and Harrison Schmitt say hello.
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`Da Elf@brandonscript @rst @jonty I was going to point that out. It took me a second to parse what you said too, and then I groked.
SpaceHistory, etc@jonty - I remember reading somewhere: Remember that your typical Republican Congressman is the third smartest car dealer in his District. I guess that goes for McDonaldās franchisees too.
A. Jesse Jiryu Davis@jonty Proof that AI will never reproduce human creativity.
Joe Beam@jonty I thought I was going to get Rick-Rolled.
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kwh@jonty sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, such as hog farming
campfirewood@jonty This goofus is my representative. This is the least embarrassing thing I have seen from him.
Logan Five (aka John)
nash@jonty some major Mad Lib energy here
Janet Vertesi@jonty See,THIS is the kind of random strung together phrases with no predictable structure or topic sentence that ChatGPT could never, ever do.
OrpheusandEurydice@jonty it's a beauty.
Mildly curious about what else he "had to do" apart from hog farming.
Darwin Woodka@OrpheusandEurydice @jonty he's a Republican, what do you think ?
Holly šāļø@jonty I work at NASA and what the fuck?
Jeff Byrnes@absolutspacegrl @jonty entirely ego; dude thinks he couldāve been an astronaut š
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Hugo van Kemenade@jonty Wait, so he gave up on being an astronaut?
The Space Shuttle programme resumed two and a half years after Challenger and since then there have been about 400 astronauts in space who didn't give up, including these 10 right now https://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/
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Church of Jeff@jonty - ChatGPT strikes again.
Le Chevalier@jonty I want to see this in a āDespicable Me planā meme: (scheming) āExplode Challenger.ā (Shrewdly) āFarm Hogs.ā (Deviously) āBuy McDonaldsā (shocked and sad) āRepresent OK01 in Congress?ā
Nedaree@darwinwoodka @jonty my thought exactly
James Young@jonty alt text: screencap of a tweet
Text: "After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do ā including hog farming ā to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up."
Picture: him smiling and resting an arm on an office counter, with the McDonalds Golden Arches behind it, with a metallic sheen
Tweet from Rep. Kevin Hern, repkevinhern on Twitter: https://twitter.com/repkevinhern/status/1631785840316674050
Rep. Kevin Hern on Twitter
āAfter the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short. But I did what I had to do ā including hog farming ā to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997. Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress. Never EVER give up.ā
@jonty I ... got nuthin' correct.
Blitzen šŗš¦@jonty "Never EVER give up" he says, right after saying he gave up on being an astronaut. Nevermind the lives of the astronauts lost or their families, the real tragedy was that a -is this right?- *24 year old* gave up on his dream of being an astronaut.
Nobody tell him about Mark Kelly.
rexi@jonty https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Hern
interestingly it seems to check out, for the most part; though how the much the challenger disaster effected his astronaut career chances - ." in 1986 before working at Rockwell International while pursuing a PhD in astronautical engineering at the Georgia Institute of Technology..."
interestingly it seems to check out, for the most part; though how the much the challenger disaster effected his astronaut career chances - ." in 1986 before working at Rockwell International while pursuing a PhD in astronautical engineering at the Georgia Institute of Technology..."
Ninašš»WTAF America?@jonty
He used the Mad Libs for Twitter app
He used the Mad Libs for Twitter app
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ChatGPT is running for Congress?
ChatGPT is running for Congress?
@jonty
Nevermind, my mind finally recovered from what I had read lol. He meant a franchise and he's already in Congress I thought this was a McDonald's ad written by AI for a hot second.
Bada ba ba I'm loving it
Nathan Pitman@jonty thatās some pivot!
Aaron Bieber (no relation)@jonty Ah yes, the popular "pig farmer to fast food franchisee to congressman" pipeline.
MikkoWow. Reading that was an emotional rollercoaster.
I think he should sell a few hogs and hire a publicist.
Yesterday.
Tom Maxwell
Andrew Bennett@jonty After highlighting just a few of the many careers he has started and abandoned, the moral of his life story is ā¦ never, ever give up?
Tan_Hana_Dharma_Mangrwa@jonty So, what about his dream of being an astronaut? Does he own McDonald's on the moon? Or did he do hog farming in Mars? Or is Oklahoma in Jupiter?
Wanginamillion@jonty this is the perfect LinkedIn post.
Adrian Lopez
David Landon 
@jonty After Lucille Ball tragically died, my dreams of being a circus magician were cut short. But I did what I had to doāincluding ferret breedingāto purchase my first cactus bakery. Today Iām proud to to represent the state of East Dakota at the UN.
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)@jonty Image description:
Tweet by Rep. Kevin Hern @repkevinhern:
After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do - including hog farming - to purchase my first
McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up.
Photo of white man in front of McDonaldās logo.
Tweeted Mar 3, 2023
Tweet by Rep. Kevin Hern @repkevinhern:
After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do - including hog farming - to purchase my first
McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up.
Photo of white man in front of McDonaldās logo.
Tweeted Mar 3, 2023
standev@jonty Never EVER give up (like I did on being an astronaut)