@HarveyEsq I think I'd prefer to be replaced by a cat, rather than a small shell script.
@HarveyEsq judge, I'm not actually a cat.
@HarveyEsq Or you could end up in charge of the new Feline Resources division's hiring campaign.
@HarveyEsq Whenever anyone mentions animals talking, I'm reminded of this sketch by Ryan George. https://youtu.be/UbJtehCZnuE
If Cats Were Able To Talk

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