“What am I…chopped liver?”

- chopped liver becoming self-aware

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The opposite process is called delivery
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I aspire to the level of greatness chopped liver is every single day
@UnFitz2 @MikeTRose so I sorta knew a guy whose last name was Braunschweiger…and he had devastating timing with “what am I, chopped liver? Oh…wait…”
@bynkii @UnFitz2 some heroes ain’t nothin but a sandwich
@UnFitz2 Although she claimed she wanted us to be honest, my mother did not appreciate my answer to this question.