The thing I find most suspicious/fishy/smelly about all the current hype around Stable Diffusion and ChatGPT is that it follows, as night follows day, about six months after the bottom dropped out of the cryptocurrency scam bubble.

This is not a coincidence.

Hucksters are chasing the sweet VC/private equity money that has been flushed out of crypto, and AI is the new hotness all of a sudden.

If you're thinking about investing now? Don't: it's too late and you'll be the target of a grift.

Update from comments: I'm SURE it's just a coincidence that training neural networks and mining cryptocurrencies are both applications that benefit from very large arrays of GPUs.

If *I* was a VC I'd be hiring complexity theory nerds to figure out what areas of research are promising once you have Yottaflops of numerical processing power available, then place bets on AMD, Nvidia, and (maybe) Intel going there and start seeding the field and hiring PR firms.

@cstross
I know it makes for a not too satisfying story, but linear algebra is as linear algebra does.

General purpose CPU makers gave up, but the craving for parallel computation is still here...

@cstross I am going to do some very advanced mathematics and try to open an interdimensional portal. Put all that hardware to really good use.

@cstross that's an interesting theory and I expect some do that, but I don't assume that's the real driver for either. I can't back that up, but I'm skeptical of simple, what many would like to believe takes.

What I know is that outside the VC area more promising, ethically driven technology devt has been going on under the radar since before either and am hopeful one of these will start to come together soon. No GPU's needed, designed for simple legacy h/w and harness unused resources.

@cstross Did you see the guys using NAND to do training instead of GPUs?

@cstross NN hardware reqs are way harder than crypto where they only need to communicate when someone finds a winning hash - training huge NNs needs a *ton *of communication bandwidth both amongst the GPUs and between the GPUs and storage, network/interconnect is as important as compute

The GPUs get fast enough they can't be fed training data or model updates fast enough to actually keep them busy and you can't really effectively use more/better GPUs til you upgrade the interconnects

@cstross in this light its pretty clear why acquiring Mellanox made sense for Nvidia but there's also a lot of built in demand for many Broadcom products as this stuff takes off as well.
Cryptocurrency miners are leading the next stage of AI

Cryptocurrency miners are converting their mining rigs to facilitate AI processing, and the implications could be both legal and financial.

Cointelegraph
@cstross Not sure they do the same sort of linear algebra. E.g., looking at the voice transcription engine, it uses 8-bit FP, and ML in general uses a lot of 16-bit FP. Versus, crypto, that tends integer, and finite fields (e.g. carryless multiply). I don''t know for sure that 16-bit FP is adequate for traditional graphics, either.
@dr2chase @cstross been a while since i was working adjacent to this space, but i vaguely recall a thesis result showing that the training problem was NP complete. don't know if that result held up though.

@dr2chase @cstross
ASIC based miners won't be able to pivot

GPU mining cloud services such as HIVE and Hub 8 have already been looking into AI as a possible side hustle

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ninabambysheva/2022/09/06/ethereum-miners-eye-cloud-ai-to-repurpose-equipment-that-the-merge-will-make-obsolete/

Ethereum Miners Eye Cloud, AI To Repurpose Equipment That The Merge Will Make Obsolete

Mining of alternative proof-of-work coins will likely remain profitable only for those with access to cheap energy.

Forbes
@cstross Brilliant. I mean, what could possibly go wrong…?

@cstross I sometimes do reviews of research proposals.

I have not much liked having to determine if the proposed budgets for computing are reasonable or not because of cryptocurrency scammers running up the GPU prices or buying up entire production lines.

I will not like it if "AI" scammers do the same thing.

@michael_w_busch The "AI scammers" at least have a real product with *some* tangible utility, even if it's about as profitable as pets.com was, back in the day.
@cstross @michael_w_busch
That's like saying the British railway mania left behind a transport backbone that has since served the public good unlike the Dutch tulip bubble, yet it was the former that bankrupted and destroyed the lives of many more people when the bubble inevitably burst
https://youtu.be/D8d6cffG5kk
#TulipMania #RailwayMania #Bubble #BoomBust
Tulip Bulbs Bored Apes & Bubbles

YouTube
@cstross "give us money to gamble by guessing random numbers ever-more-inefficiently" was perhaps a more honest con.
ChatGPT might bring about another GPU shortage - sooner than you might expect

Not again!

TechRadar

@cstross VCs have been investing in AI startups for years now - I know because I’ve worked at them for the past 5 years.

What you’re seeing is hype followers, grifters, and the VCs that fall into those first two categories glomming on to the next thing, which is just a questionable, exceptionally resource-hogging subset of AI, not AI as a whole.

@cstross I have a modestly different take on this: It's not that cryptocurrencies were the first such grift, it's that *every* wave of innovation in the last twenty years have a ... Festival.. of people hyping and puffing it.

The venture capital industry took a page from a dark version of Alan Kay's "to predict the future you must first invent it".

They have created a world where the first derivative of capital flows is truth, and that's how they invent.

@cstross

It's interesting to set the wayback machine to 2005 where you see the VCs of today discovered the wonders of PR:

http://www.paulgraham.com/submarine.html

With social media, the PR has detached from just big firms and turned into a sort of self-pleasuring ball of influence peddling that grew under years of free money into something that wanders around looking for something to latch onto.

The wonder of crypto is that it was basically a complete fraud and hype took it so far.

The Submarine

@cstross Imagine the lesson learned when you see the billions cryptocurrency companies were able to generate in capital investment by every single participant in this scheme.

Where we differ is I don't think every new trend is as big a scam as crypto -- just that the hype machine is so ferocious that they it *Must* be to justify the effort.

@cstross My own take on generative AI is more modestly positive. It has risks, and it's bad at some things (such as being a general knowledge source), but it has a *lot* of applications, and is getting better.

It is *not*, of course, a route to AGI, but the things it can do are sufficiently amazing that when I see the critique that it's just hype, I feel like I am seeing people using it for all sorts of things already.

@cstross Like people are *already using it for porn*, a classic piece of evidence something is happening with a new technology. :P

I can't say anybody ever got boobs on the blockchain.

@cstross
If you have yottaflops of processing power that can run on batteries, then autonomous cars might be a bet.
But beware: as things currently stand (pun intended), peak hype might already be past as we approach the cold hard limit of what's actually possible within the acceptable range of power consumption.
@TheLancashireman We have an existence proof for what's possible on a c. 500 watt energy budget: it's the human brain. (Or the elephant brain, or the dolphin brain …) Brains are *incredibly* energy efficient pattern recognizers. But they're also slow, take years or decades to train, can't be snapshotted/frozen/replicated …
@cstross @TheLancashireman 500? I thought an entire-ass human was about 100W?
@cstross is the first paragraph ironic?