I learned the history of "Tater Tots" today (after midnight, counts) with @juliewebgirl.

TL;DR - Invented in the Pacific Northwest by a company called Ore-Ida, a concatenation of "Oregon" and "Idaho", in Ontario, Or. The owners were figuring out what to do with potato slivers from other parts of their process. Adding flour and seasonings and frying them, the Tot was born. Tah-Dah!

Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tater_tots

Ore-Ida Themselves: https://www.oreida.com/product/00013120085666

#TaterTots #Food #History #Noms

Tater tots - Wikipedia

@elfin @juliewebgirl And then Taco Time added extra salt and christened them "MEXI FRIES"

@spacehobo @juliewebgirl Yup.

Julie clued me in on Taco Time's history as well (they're actually a restaurant, not Taco Bell).

@elfin @juliewebgirl Well, they're not that far beyond taco bell in terms of quality of food. In the 80s, you really had to hunt to find even passable Mexican food in Seattle, but all the Angelenos who moved there in the 70s dragged some up with them if you knew where to look.

@spacehobo @juliewebgirl Ignoring the really good Taco Trucks around, I've banaged to find some really good places (White Center has much good Mexican), but I've only lived here a decade.

I'm surprised that it took that long for good Mex to move up the coast, especially with Seattle being a Foodie Town and ethnic foodie at that, as long as I've lived close to the Pacific Ocean.

@elfin @spacehobo
*deep breath*
Ok. So.
1990 ish... Massive Californians moved up here. (Thanks Bill.) Bought a new thing dubbed the McMansion, bringing their SUVs with them. Said Street of Dreams™ houses had huge swaths of mono-crops ie grass lawns. HOAs declared those must be maintained... It was the lure of easy money... Sorry no, not the white stuff, the green stuff... and your Mexican brothers moved up en masse to care for lawns and build houses. THEN good Mexican food.
@juliewebgirl @elfin The WWI-era home I grew up in with the wide yard was bulldozed in the 2000s to build a double-wide snouthouse without a front door.
@spacehobo @elfin What's a snouthouse?
@juliewebgirl @elfin A house with a garage in front instead of hidden off to the side or behind like the shame it should be.
@spacehobo @elfin Ohhh. Like every house in America that has a garage? Good name for them.
@juliewebgirl @elfin Nah, some older ones have carports on the side, or driveways leading to the garage in the back garden. But a snouthouse just replaces the front door with a front garage, and usually fails The Trick-or-Treat Test.
@spacehobo @elfin Wait, no front door?? Or front door off to the side of the garage still facing the street?
@juliewebgirl @elfin Sometimes none at all, but often just a side or back door, because the designers are motorbrained and assume nobody would ever walk off the property.

@spacehobo @juliewebgirl Catching up here.

Snouthouses. Huge in the 50s, and across the Grand American Midwest (throws up a little in mouth).

They're called "Snout Houses" because the garage looks like a pig's snout. There are lots of designs, duplexes, multi story uinits, but I found one like Space Hobo is describing. Lack of front door, the architect should be shot.

This one is in Seattle, 1,900SqFt, $420,000 (because, Seattle), 8mi south of downtown, built in 2016.

Goddamned Travesty.

@elfin @spacehobo @juliewebgirl

double width front door
SUVs feel right at home
servants to the rear

#poetry #smallpoems
#knowYourPlace

@w0dz @elfin @spacehobo
jokers to the left of me
jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in suburbia hell

#lyrics #notreallypoetry

Stealers Wheel ~ Stuck In The Middle With You (1972)

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@elfin @w0dz @spacehobo
Let's just leave clowns out of this. They have their own special hell.
@juliewebgirl @w0dz @spacehobo Literally nothing I can say in reply will Not get me in trouble.
Except ...
EOL