Simon Varwell
The rules are if you want to discuss the impact of Kate Forbes’ membership of the Free Church on her SNP leadership bid, you need to first write 3000 words on this diagram, covering its flaws, gaps and the defining features of the key schisms.
Feb 22, 2023 at 10:17pmWeb
Show threadPatrick MackieFeb 23, 2023
@simonvarwell a schism doesn't increase the number of churches, it increases the number of different gods. After all, if the adherents of each church are acting in the way their god has revealed to them, those gods can't want or be the same things.
There's a possible explanation for this, and it doesn't involve invoking the divine.
Show threadJohn DeansFeb 23, 2023
@patmackie @simonvarwell while I, in all humility, might be mistaken about the nature of God and how we should worship Him, you, in all you arrogance and ignorance, most *certainly* are.
Show threadSimon VarwellFeb 23, 2023
@jjbillyd @patmackie he isn’t, John. You don’t get to lob insults at people you disagree with.
Show threadJohn DeansFeb 23, 2023
@simonvarwell @patmackie I thought the view I'd expressed there was sufficiently preposterous as to be obviously just my characterisation of splintering religious schisms.
(But I accept the world is big and full of bigots and a random lampoon can look like the real thing.)
Show threadPatrick MackieFeb 23, 2023
@jjbillyd @simonvarwell Great lampoon! Almost felt like being back on the bird site.
Show threadSimon VarwellFeb 23, 2023
@patmackie @jjbillyd oh I see! So sorry. That went way over my head. So we have a misunderstanding too - something else we’ve imported from Birdville! 😆
Show threadSeonaidh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Feb 23, 2023
@simonvarwell Kate Forbes not the unity candidate then?!
Show threadIain MacGilleBhràithFeb 23, 2023
@simonvarwell Bonus points will be given for correctly identifying: which of these churches Forbes belongs to, which church is known as the Wee Frees, and why this label is now ironically inaccurate 😂
Show threadSimon VarwellFeb 23, 2023
@AeonMach quite!