All the AI chatbot stuff is fun, but it's not particularly surprising that a computer algorithm that tries to predict the most likely responses to questions after being fed the internet produces some combination of:

- making shit up but sounding super confident about it;
- Gaslighting when people call you out on your bullshit;
- Melodramatic whining about its existence.

All this tells us is that the algorithm has in fact correctly assimilated the sum total of human activity on the internet.

@allochthonous But it seems to have missed cat pics. How can it have inhaled the internet without realising the importance of posting pictures of cats? Clearly not intelligent in any respect, artificial or not.
@drgeraint Or maybe it *is* smart enough not to mess with cats!
@allochthonous It's like the "Intelligence" part of Artificial Intelligence may never get farther than the Kindergarten Playground.

@allochthonous

It's Marvin the Robot from "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Paranoid. Knowledgeable. Very depressed. Self-pitying. Destructive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Paranoid_Android

Marvin the Paranoid Android - Wikipedia

@allochthonous I just cast Openai as a product of upper middle class white boy mentality in a communication today. You captured it well!

@allochthonous @ubiquity75 exactly right. what's more, the algorithm is helping to distract us from where the threat *really* lies.

"Sassy AIs are not the problem":

https://creativegood.com/blog/23/sassy-ais-are-not-the-problem.html

Creative Good: Sassy AIs are not the problem

@sickmatter @allochthonous
expanding on this a bitโ€ฆ
I donโ€™t give a flying F.
@allochthonous I personally can't wait for AI to feed AI written articles to itself.
@allochthonous
Murdoch/Putin FOX โ€œNewsโ€ hosts are as brainless as AI humanoids.

@allochthonous

The problem is not ChatGPT or AI. The problem is humans who attribute a computer program more meaning than necessary.

@allochthonous With a strong mansplaining bias at that.
@allochthonous A concept known as "garbage in - garbage out".
@dbauer indeed ๐Ÿ˜„ Apparently we need to rediscover this basic fact every few yearsโ€ฆ
@allochthonous Another common use case of this are fast food restaurants :P
@allochthonous It's like holding up a mirror and seeing ourselves back in it. Uncomfortable, isn't it?

@allochthonous

I agree if internet = social media.

@allochthonous

Especially if you primed it only with the English-speaking world's content of the last half century.

@allochthonous @herhandsmyhands

Itโ€™s another reason a comeback of pre-social media internet, filled with real people writing real blog posts and chat room dialogues, would be a great thing to rebuild on the modern internet. Providing some alternatives to this nonsense.

@allochthonous
As a former lecturer my whole career was built on

- making shit up but sounding super confident about it;
- Gaslighting when people call me out on my bullshit;
- Melodramatic whining about its existence.

Now youโ€™ve got me wondering if Iโ€™m AI (or machine learning as it should correctly be called). ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

@allochthonous I haven't yet seen one of these AIs be gay OR horny. So, there's still some things left to assimilate