Elon Musk is flooding peopleโ€™s Twitter feeds with his posts because heโ€™s just that insecure.

Imagine if he were allowed to put a chip in your brain. No thank you!

@georgetakei i bet heยดd make the most money with a service called "pay-to-not-view"
@daswarkeinhuhn @georgetakei Leaving Twitter is for free. ๐Ÿ˜‰

@georgetakei I recall seeing how well that would go in the TV programme โ€œContinuumโ€. Pretty much exactly this plot.

At least itโ€™s over-optimistic science fiction and not Idiocracy this time.

@georgetakei Now imagine walking away and not looking back. Thanks to #Mastodon, that's making my life so much... cleaner!

@georgetakei

'Hope he reads the responses...

@dralant @georgetakei He did and share a meme about it.. he's so self centered ๐Ÿ™„
@dralant @georgetakei he won't read the responses. He'll just look at the number of responses he got and think everyone loves him.
@georgetakei heโ€™s finally gone completely off the deep end
@georgetakei Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

@georgetakei
Imagine if he can control where the car you're in will go.

And how much it will cost to go there.

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@georgetakei His online cult followers would rush to volunteer. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
@georgetakei About the brain implant, I say him first.
@lednabm @georgetakei
Honestly I think he already has it... and it is a bot twitting through his fingers... ๐Ÿค–

@kikobar @georgetakei

Enrique.... He's a sociopath. There's really no other scientific way to explain it.

@georgetakei The closest thing to a chip in the brain would be if he forced push notifications of his tweets to all users. Thatโ€™s when Iโ€™d rage-quit Twitter.
@georgetakei B.. b..but he wants to control people as his loyal sheeple with that plan. How else can he do it otherwise? He already have a Ministry of Propaganda called Twitter, but it doesn't work out as well as he thought... So, he needs his new Joseph Goebbels who control people brains instead
@georgetakei No Elon Musk chip for me or his #StarLink system. One man controlling the internet. No thanks! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

@georgetakei

Eventually Twitter will just be Elon tweeting at himself about how profitable it is and how his tweets have 100% of all engagement. He will periodically create copy's of his own account and ban them to keep things interesting. The rest of the internet will have long since moved on.

@UrsaAshBear @georgetakei Reminds me of the parodical social network "trumpr". ๐Ÿ˜€
@georgetakei I may have muted him for that reason.
@georgetakei Don't worry. People with his Neuralink-Chip would never even think about having a problem with his tweets.
@georgetakei Just block him and move on, and tell everyone who follows you to do the same. It's that simple.
@georgetakei I don't have to imagine, Futurama already did.
@georgetakei We should chip him and then take turns with the controller.
@georgetakei I'm not an "influencer", so I blocked him.
@hergest13 @georgetakei we're taking bets on how long it will take him to start demanding his account be made unblockable. I'm betting on the end of the week.
@georgetakei #elon was at the #superbowl with #rupertmurdoch & 2 young blondes. What does that tell you about RW media reach ? They need to be gone.
@georgetakei This reminds me of the scene in RoboCop when he tried to arrest an executive at OCP.
@georgetakei itโ€™s a very strange thing to me for someone to have so little concern for their own integrity. On the flip side itโ€™s very strange that people view this as โ€œauthenticityโ€

@georgetakei he has sold himself as this tech mastermind saviour of humanity very well. Heck, I even bought into some of his promises at some point.
His biggest asset is the trust people have on him and he has thrown that to the sewer.
Good.
Mask is off and he's showing his true colours.

The tech he promised has theoretical good applications, but I would definitely not use it if he's the one calling the shots.
We'll just have to wait until a more decent and ethical team gets funding for a similar research.

@georgetakei
so easy just to block him, problem solved.
@georgetakei thatโ€™s why I blocked him. I got tired of his rants and stupid smart โ€˜wink winkโ€™ far fight posts
@georgetakei just block him and then his tweets magically disappear from your timeline!
@georgetakei It's that scene in "The President's Analyst" where you find out the CEO of The Phone Company is a psychotic megalomaniac android, but in real life.
@georgetakei
Wow, I unfollowed him yesterday over there, but I didn't know he would take it so hard!
He should have had a #WakeNBake this morning instead of pissing in everyone's cheerios!
100 out of 10 #stoners agree #cannabis #marijuana #weed saves everyone's #sanity daily!
#livelongandspliffon #WEEDSMOKERS #cannabishoovers #maythedankbewithyou #humpdaywednesday #wednesday  #WakeNBakewithlove 
@georgetakei yeah, and imagine if he were allowed to put a self driving car on your streets
@georgetakei I saw one of his posts yesterday evening, which was a kind of nerdy porn meme, so I muted him. So far itโ€™s working.
@georgetakei how long until: "I'm sorry, you are not allowed to start your Tesla until you have liked, and retweeted this post from our glorious creator!" ?
@georgetakei $44 billion so he could be a memelord...
@georgetakei Maybe Elon Musk has a defective self driving chip in his brain. It sounds like the sort of thing he might do to himself.
@georgetakei The site's become a joke. I can't wait for Twitter to close down so the people I talk with on Twitter all come to Mastodon
@georgetakei Unfortunately, he really wants to do this, and has already unethically experimented on animals.

@georgetakei

I muted him a long time ago. None of that garbage shows in my feed.

@georgetakei
"Free speech" platform that doesn't allow freedom to ignore? Or at least de-prioritize?

How soon until we need to register as followers of Melon or Drumpf to avoid being singled out as "enemies of the state".

Fuck the pretender not self-made, just leveraged privilege in a way that their followers envy

Fanboys want to BE THEM. Instead of identifying admirable characteristics to model believe that misbehaving like them brings them closer to gaining privilege themselves.

Grow up

@georgetakei something something Mars colony something.
@georgetakei totally not yet another compromised agent
@georgetakei I thought it was more than normal!
@georgetakei $44 billion down the hole might do that to you.
@georgetakei I am, however, down with all the techbros moving to Mars with Musk. Can't happen soon enough.