This meme has been rattling around in my head for at least a year and I only just now finally bothered to write it down

(click to expand, it has the full 5 panels)

@dsandler next panel: “Slack!? I don’t have time for that with all the meetings and emails!”
@bnut @dsandler yes, slack can be a real problem, often even more than e-mail. Also jira-boards with wrong descriptions and too much virtual meetings. Additionally wiki pages (Conflunce) with comments. Also biased git comments. Working and focusing at things with a little real valuable output is sometimes not possible because of that.