If there really are aliens, Republicans will want to ban teaching critical space theory. I’m sorry.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Please don't apologize for making art
@OhNoSheTwitnt Don't apologize it stifles creativity.
@OhNoSheTwitnt No you're not and I'm here for it. 🤣
@OhNoSheTwitnt They'll also say being forced to acknowledge the existence of the aliens violates their 1st Amendment rights - just like they do with #LGBTQ people.

@OhNoSheTwitnt

That has an Emily Litella ring to it.

@OhNoSheTwitnt Might be, but they'll make some business with the aliens and convince them to book their overcharged hotel suites.