FBI spokesman says they’re just balloons don’t worry about it.

@weiser

Also Smoking Man: "As long as I'm alive, the Buffalo Bills will never win a Super Bowl."

I like when a government employee keeps their promises.

@weiser The only good thing Reagan ever said was “Trust but verify”
@weiser note - he was originally called cancer man and due to pressure from the industry this was changed to cigarette smoking man. wonder what "industry"" it is this time?
@weiser If you believe that one there’s a bridge in NYC for sale!🤡👽👻🤖🤮
@weiser Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
@weiser I’ve had “Unmarked Helicopters” in my head for two weeks, every time this comes up. https://youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU
Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters

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@weiser why should I trust The Cigarette Smoking Man (CSM), or should I say Carl Gerhard Bush Spender
@weiser heard it before, 1947 Roswell
@weiser would love to know how many balloons are over the US that we don’t know about yet.
@weiser
Then,,,,Pull my finger!