SwiftOnSecurity
When you get hired at Microsoft they give you a license key that turns all the bugs off
Feb 12, 2023 at 7:10pmWeb
Show threadCharlotte /Cinny     Feb 12, 2023

@SwiftOnSecurity i’m leaking it it’s

dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth

sfc /scannow

Show threadLeo NewtonFeb 12, 2023
@charlotte @SwiftOnSecurity What does that do?
Show threadCharlotte /Cinny     Feb 12, 2023
@leonewton @SwiftOnSecurity it finds and replaces broken or modified system files
Show threadsometimes ianFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity kinda?
Show threadftantilloFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity and a Slack account.
Show threadRyan Steele Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity IDSPISPOPD
Show threadJacobRPG 🫘Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity at Facebook, they turn off the negative testing on your app
Show threadRicardo Cassel Schmitt 👋Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity ohhh I get it, license key activates the lasers https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/science/simple-mosquito-killers-are-the-new-buzz-in-gates-foundations-malaria-battle/
Simple mosquito killers are the new buzz in Gates Foundation’s malaria battle

Vaccines and genetic engineering grab the spotlight, but the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’s quiet funding for simple, new mosquito controls could be about to pay off in the effort to eradicate malaria.

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Show threadstxFeb 12, 2023

@SwiftOnSecurity you can do it in autoexec.bat

set bugs=0

Show threadLeo NewtonFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity You mean they turn on WSL and boot straight into that?
Show threadTröglödÿtFeb 12, 2023

@leonewton
it has lots of bugs though

@SwiftOnSecurity

Show threadKen Hollis - GandalfDDIFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity @lowqualityfacts a fact for your list from @SwiftOnSecurity
Show threadJonathan PolleyFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity The license key specifies which bugs are active in your system.
Show threadB3NNY and the JITsFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity if anything you get extra bugs from all the insider builds on devboxes
Show threadJoris "Interface" de GruyterFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity It's actually the opposite. They encourage you to opt-in for all the nightly dev builds, leaving you with never-ending broken outlook, powerpoint, and windows reboots during customer presentations... After a year of suffering I switched mostly back to release branch :-)
Show threadMadVikingGod Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity
Sure, but when you use it your computer can't do anything.
Show thread2xfoFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity
Is it the 'any' key? The one they removed from computers to force us to use Windows?
Show threadhttp Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity You mean the access key to GitHub, in order to fix the bugs yourself.
Show threadkira :3Feb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity an image of steve ballmer looking directly at you slowly burns into the monitor over the months and years even though you have never seen that image before
Show threadLeon RosensheinFeb 12, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity I wish