
@Enbybookwyrm
I mean, if they were really serious about it, they would have put it behind glass.
Also, the prohibition is rather unclear.
Don't toot it?
Touch it?
Lick it?
There is a universe of 'Don'ts' out there. They need to pick one.
...then why?
@kittywifclaws I wasn't going to, but now I just might.
(I laughed a lot at this.)

(In the garden of Eden)
"Adam, didn't I tell you explicitly NOT to toot the horn?"
"But God, the horn was SO tempting!"
"I put a DON'T label on it!"
"Uh... Eve made me do it."
Eve: "What???" (proceeds to smash the horn on Adam's head)
I just imagine someone reaching for the bulb and the guy at the counter pulls out a revolver, thumbs back the hammer, and says "I'd prefer you don't."
@kittywifclaws *checking replies to see if someone has already posted the Dr. Doom tooting panel*
*leaving satisfied*