If you think measuring success by how many gum balls you can fit in your mouth is ludicrous, then I implore you to consider that many people think stuffing as much money in their bank accounts as they can before they die is a perfectly acceptable measure of success.
@professorkiosk is it okay if i save as much money as i can to live comfortably in retirement while donating to charities, giving some to my kids and, now that you've pout the idea into my head, buying gumballs in bulk
@MikeyMcFilms Do what makes you happy, unless making others suffer is what makes you happy

@professorkiosk

well said

i've gotten to the age where if i don't like people, i just steer clear of them

going out to buy gumballs today, though
will send pictures