Andrew
Who wants to fund my Kickstarter to fly the Skywhale over North America?
Feb 5, 2023 at 2:35amWeb
Show threadNicole ParsonsFeb 5, 2023

@ausfestivus

Will it provide surveillance of Murdoch's Montana ranch?

Or Dan & Farris Wilks acreage?

No?
Pass, then.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/11/magazine/montana-republicans-christian-nationalism.html

How Montana Took a Hard Right Turn Toward Christian Nationalism

What happened to a state known for its political independence?

The New York Times
Show threadComrade elronxenuFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus I can only imagine the amount of pearl-clutching which would ensue.
Show threadbigiainFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus Take! My! Money!
Show threadDebraFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus No, they would shoot it down...
Show thread3wombatsFeb 5, 2023
@Debra @ausfestivus In that case I’m donating
Show threadMatthew WilsonFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus I am definitely in favour of this, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Show threadBrendan MorleyFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus breasting boobily across the sky
Show threadStilgherrianFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus But it has tits! Won’t somebody think of the children!
Show threadAndrewFeb 5, 2023
@stilgherrian I think the citizens of the USA would find the encroachment of the Skywhale disturbing on a whole range of levels.
Show threadKit BashirFeb 5, 2023

@stilgherrian @ausfestivus when you think about it, I bet humans rack up¹ more boob-hours before the age of two than they ever do after.

¹ fnur fnur

Show threadmick tobinFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus they wouldnt get the joke
Show threadIncident Creator ❎Feb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus
It's going to need flare projectors and missile defence.
Show threadNick RaschkeFeb 5, 2023
@ausfestivus some redneck woukd shoot it down.